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Month: February 2023

More Trouble

First panel: McCoy: “Near as I can tell, Jim, they’re born pregnant.” Kirk: “They have to go, bones. I want them off my ship! I don’t care how!” Second panel: Uhura: “But sir, they’re so cute and harmless!” Kirk: “They have to go, Lieutenant.” Uhura: “And they make the most pleasing sounds.” Third panel: Zoom out to show the bridge of the Enterprise filled with Little Green Men from Toy Story, all saying “Oooo.” McCoy: “I’ll get a phaser.”
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Published February 23, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged James T. Kirk, Leonard McCoy, Little Green Man, Spock, Star Trek, Toy Story, Uhura

We Have a Form for This

First panel: Whirl: “Hey, Lifeline. Valentine’s Day is all about the heart, right?” Lifeline: “Yes, in a manner of speaking. Why do you ask?” Second panel: Whirl: “Here. I got you this.” Whirl holds up a heart. Lifeline: “Oh. Um. Is that…a real organic heart?” Whirl: “Yup! From one of those Earth things. With a face and a butthole.” Third panel: Lifeline, now holding the heart: “Um. It’s still warm. And moist.” Whirl: “Just like…you know…emotions or whatever.” Fourth panel: Lifeline: “Whirl, where did you…? No. Don’t tell me.” Fifth panel: Lifeline: “I don’t want to deal with the paperwork.” Sixth panel: Meanwhile… Starscream, holding a horse head: “Megatron! Somebody exploded my horsey!” Megatron: “Why thank you, Starscream! Your cries of anguish are the best Valentine’s Day gift I could possibly receive!”
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Published February 14, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Lifeline, Megatron, Starscream, Transformers, Whirl

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