Skip to content

Toy Box Comix

By Alan Young

  • About
  • Acknowledgements
  • Social Media
    • Mastodon
    • Blue Sky
    • Instagram
    • Tumblr
    • Facebook
    • Threads
  • RSS

Anakin Glow-Up

Location: World Between Worlds Panel 1: Anakin Skywalker (Sebastian Shaw, ghost), holding a microphone: “Well my name is Ani and I’m here to say / I regret Vader’s genocides in a major way. / I fell to the dark side, and then into some lava. I lived but I came out looking uglier than Jabba.” 2: Anakin: “Left for dead by my master / My life became a disaster. / I wore a big bulky suit to keep me alive / but I could use the Force better than when I was five. / A new master, I had / and boy, was he bad… / …news, you could say, the way I just did. / The next part of my story will blow your lid.” 3: Anakin: “Palps told me to murder and maim and neglect. / I was in a bad place, so I didn’t reject… / …his orders. Now here I am / telling you my story like a ham… / …sandwich.” “Oh, dear, I lost my flow. I need practice.” 4: Anakin to Ahsoka: “It’s an art form called rap. It’s from a galaxy far, far away. I’m a rapper now. A rapping apparition.” 5: Anakin: “A rapparition, if you will. What do you think, Snips?” Ahsoka: “Um.” Anakin: “Hey, we should perform together. Can you beatbox?”
Share this:
Published July 24, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars

Deflecting Pool

Location: Cybertron Panel 1: Straxus: “I have just signed a no-bid emergency contract to have the smelting pool drained and painted Straxus Blue.” 2: Shrapnel: “What’s the emergency, Lord Straxus?” Straxus: “The emergency is that I am the Lord High Governor of Darkmount and I want it!” Shrapnel: “Of course. The smelting pool is full of boiling acid. I’m not sure that paint will—” Straxus: “It will be done!” Shrapnel: “—okay.” 3: Caption: “23 cycles later…” Shrapnel: “Lord Straxus, we found this Autobot skulking around the newly-renovated smelting pool.” Straxus: “Vandal! Saboteur! You are the reason my beautiful blue paint is peeling!” Blaster, being held by Ramjet and Thrust: “No way! I didn’t even touch the thing! It’s full of boiling acid. That’s probably why the paint—” 4: Straxus: “Send him to his death…in the smelting pool! …as soon as the paint is repaired and we’ve filled it again.” Blaster, being led away by Thrust and Ramjet: “At least it’s an ironic death. I’ve always wanted one of those.”
Share this:
Published June 24, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blaster, Ramjet, Shrapnel, Straxus, Thrust, Transformers

Posts pagination

Page 1 … Page 525 Older posts

Random Comics!

That Story From...December 31, 20...Right WingsBananasBechdel Test
  • Random Comic!
  • Acknowledgements
  • Social Media
  • About
  • RSS
Proudly powered by WordPress.

Random Comics!

Is Satire Still...Reproduction on...House of MouseBody HorrorMushroom

Tags

Anakin Skywalker Arcee Batman Blackarachnia Blanche Devereaux Blurr Bumblebee Cobra Commander Data DC Destro Dorothy Zbornak Dr. Doom Ejector G.I. Joe Geoffrey Geordi LaForge Golden Girls James T. Kirk Jean-Luc Picard Leia Organa Leonard McCoy Marvel Masters of the Universe Megatron Muppets Optimus Primal Optimus Prime Raptor Robin Rodimus Rook Rose Nylund Sentinel Prime Silverbolt Skeletor Soundwave Spock Star Trek Star Wars Swerve Transformers Whirl Will Riker Worf

Recent

  • Anakin Glow-Up
  • Deflecting Pool
  • Bioengineering
  • Now in Theaters
  • GB vs TB
  • A Long Trip to a Bad Punchline

Archives

  • July 2026
  • June 2026
  • May 2026
  • April 2026
  • March 2026
  • February 2026
  • January 2026
  • December 2025
  • November 2025
  • October 2025
  • September 2025
  • August 2025
  • July 2025
  • June 2025
  • May 2025
  • April 2025
  • March 2025
  • February 2025
  • January 2025
  • December 2024
  • November 2024
  • October 2024
  • September 2024
  • August 2024
  • July 2024
  • June 2024
  • May 2024
  • April 2024
  • March 2024
  • February 2024
  • January 2024
  • December 2023
  • November 2023
  • October 2023
  • September 2023
  • August 2023
  • July 2023
  • June 2023
  • May 2023
  • April 2023
  • March 2023
  • February 2023
  • January 2023
  • December 2022
  • November 2022
  • October 2022
  • September 2022
  • August 2022
  • July 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • April 2022
  • March 2022
  • February 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • November 2021
  • October 2021
  • September 2021
  • August 2021
  • July 2021
  • June 2021
  • May 2021
  • April 2021
  • March 2021
  • February 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017