Skip to content

Toy Box Comix

By Alan Young

  • About
  • Acknowledgements
  • Social Media
    • Mastodon
    • Twitter
    • Instagram
    • Tumblr
    • Facebook
  • RSS

Let’s See if I Add Any Jerks to My Block List Today

First panel: Dorothy Zbornak: “Hi, Victor. It’s been a while. What’s—” Dr. Doom: “Doom is—“ Second panel: Dr. Doom, dramatically: “Angry that Transformers have gone woke!” Third panel: Dorothy: “Using the word woke in a derogatory sense is a good way to get on my bad side, Victor. So what are you planning to do about it?” Doom, holding an iPad: “I have created my own Transformers film and put it on YouTube. Observe, Dorothy Zbornak.” Fourth panel: Movie Megatron: “I, the evil woke Decepticon Megatron, have come to earth –with books! Books designed to teach Earth children all sorts of evil woke ideas! Books that will cause them to question their devotion to their governments by teaching them about their countries’ historical evils! Books that will cause them to question their sexual orientation and gender identity by teaching them that their feelings are normal and acceptable! My woke ideas will cause the Earth to fall!” Fifth panel: Movie Optimus Prime: “I, the heroic anti-woke Autobot Optimus Prime, have come to stop the evil Megatron! His evil ideas must be destroyed! Children must never learn about historical evils, lest they lose faith in their governments! We must not normalize deviant ideas about sexual orientation and gender! Children must feel shame about their biology! Freedom is the right of all sentient beings! --within conservative government-defined boundaries. Also, there should be guns everywhere.” Sixth panel: Dorothy: “People love Transformers films because of all the political arguments.” Doom, dramatically: “I AM APOLITICAL!”
Share this:
Published May 25, 2023
Tagged Dorothy Zbornak, Dr. Doom, Golden Girls, Marvel, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Transformers

Rise of the Planet of the Beasts

First panel: Optimus Prime points a gun at Optimus Primal. Primal: “I’m not the one to fear, Prime. There’s a darkness coming.” Second panel: Mirage is on his back with Cheetor on top of him. Mirage: “What’s going on, Optimus?” Third panel: Optimus Prime: “I have no idea, Jazz. But to hazard a guess, I’d say this is—” Fourth panel: Optimus Prime: “A planet where apes evolved from naturally occurring gears, levers, and pulleys!” Fifth panel: Mirage: “What about the cat?” Optimus Prime: “Naturally occurring springs, resistors, and hair.” Optimus Primal: “Ook.”
Share this:
Published May 18, 2023
Tagged Cheetor, Jazz, Mirage, Optimus Primal, Optimus Prime, Transformers

Posts navigation

1 2 … 472 Older posts
Random Comic!

Recent

  • Let’s See if I Add Any Jerks to My Block List Today
  • Rise of the Planet of the Beasts
  • Rule 34
  • How Is Babby Formed?
  • That Story From Last Week

Tags

Arcee Batman Blackarachnia Blanche Devereaux Blurr Bumblebee Circuit Cobra Commander Data DC Dorothy Zbornak Dr. Doom Ejector G.I. Joe Geoffrey Geordi LaForge Golden Girls James T. Kirk Jean-Luc Picard Leia Organa Leonard McCoy Marvel Masters of the Universe Megatron Muppets Optimus Primal Optimus Prime Raptor Robin Rodimus Rook Rose Nylund Sentinel Prime Silverbolt Skeletor Sophia Petrillo Soundwave Spock Starscream Star Trek Star Wars Swerve Transformers Will Riker Worf

Archives

  • May 2023
  • April 2023
  • March 2023
  • February 2023
  • January 2023
  • December 2022
  • November 2022
  • October 2022
  • September 2022
  • August 2022
  • July 2022
  • June 2022
  • May 2022
  • April 2022
  • March 2022
  • February 2022
  • January 2022
  • December 2021
  • November 2021
  • October 2021
  • September 2021
  • August 2021
  • July 2021
  • June 2021
  • May 2021
  • April 2021
  • March 2021
  • February 2021
  • January 2021
  • December 2020
  • November 2020
  • October 2020
  • September 2020
  • August 2020
  • July 2020
  • June 2020
  • May 2020
  • April 2020
  • March 2020
  • February 2020
  • January 2020
  • December 2019
  • November 2019
  • October 2019
  • September 2019
  • August 2019
  • July 2019
  • June 2019
  • May 2019
  • April 2019
  • March 2019
  • February 2019
  • January 2019
  • December 2018
  • November 2018
  • October 2018
  • September 2018
  • August 2018
  • July 2018
  • June 2018
  • May 2018
  • April 2018
  • March 2018
  • February 2018
  • January 2018
  • December 2017
  • November 2017
  • October 2017
  • September 2017
  • August 2017
  • July 2017
  • June 2017
  • May 2017
  • April 2017

Tags

Arcee Batman Blackarachnia Blanche Devereaux Blurr Bumblebee Circuit Cobra Commander Data DC Dorothy Zbornak Dr. Doom Ejector G.I. Joe Geoffrey Geordi LaForge Golden Girls James T. Kirk Jean-Luc Picard Leia Organa Leonard McCoy Marvel Masters of the Universe Megatron Muppets Optimus Primal Optimus Prime Raptor Robin Rodimus Rook Rose Nylund Sentinel Prime Silverbolt Skeletor Sophia Petrillo Soundwave Spock Starscream Star Trek Star Wars Swerve Transformers Will Riker Worf
  • Random Comic!
  • Acknowledgements
  • Social Media
  • About
  • RSS