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Tag: Optimus Prime

Dayglow-Up

First panel: Grimlock (robot mode, traditional G1 colors): “Me Grimlock sick of your rules, Optimus Prime!” Second panel: Grimlock: “You overbearing loudmouth who think old lightbulb in chest give you right to push us all around. You so self-righteous that even afterlife keep kicking you out. Me not buy your slag about team unity anymore. Me Grimlock live life my way from now on.” Third panel: Bumblebee: “Hey! You come back here and give Optimus the respect he deserves, you tail-dragging Godzilla wannabe!” Grimlock (dino mode): “Talk to hand!” Optimus Prime: “Stand down, Bumblebee. I’ll talk to him after he’s had a chance to cool down.” Fourth panel: Caption: “Soon…” Grimlock, (dino mode, Toxitron Collection G2 colors) to Slug, Snarl, Sludge, and Slash all in G1-colors dino mode: “This who me am inside.” Sludge: “Me Sludge not understand but me supportive.” Grimlock: “Me Grimlock self-actualized individual now.”
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Published September 7, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Bumblebee, Grimlock, Optimus Prime, Slash, Sludge, Slug, Snarl, Transformers

Let’s See if I Add Any Jerks to My Block List Today

First panel: Dorothy Zbornak: “Hi, Victor. It’s been a while. What’s—” Dr. Doom: “Doom is—“ Second panel: Dr. Doom, dramatically: “Angry that Transformers have gone woke!” Third panel: Dorothy: “Using the word woke in a derogatory sense is a good way to get on my bad side, Victor. So what are you planning to do about it?” Doom, holding an iPad: “I have created my own Transformers film and put it on YouTube. Observe, Dorothy Zbornak.” Fourth panel: Movie Megatron: “I, the evil woke Decepticon Megatron, have come to earth –with books! Books designed to teach Earth children all sorts of evil woke ideas! Books that will cause them to question their devotion to their governments by teaching them about their countries’ historical evils! Books that will cause them to question their sexual orientation and gender identity by teaching them that their feelings are normal and acceptable! My woke ideas will cause the Earth to fall!” Fifth panel: Movie Optimus Prime: “I, the heroic anti-woke Autobot Optimus Prime, have come to stop the evil Megatron! His evil ideas must be destroyed! Children must never learn about historical evils, lest they lose faith in their governments! We must not normalize deviant ideas about sexual orientation and gender! Children must feel shame about their biology! Freedom is the right of all sentient beings! --within conservative government-defined boundaries. Also, there should be guns everywhere.” Sixth panel: Dorothy: “People love Transformers films because of all the political arguments.” Doom, dramatically: “I AM APOLITICAL!”
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Published May 25, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Dorothy Zbornak, Dr. Doom, Golden Girls, Marvel, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Transformers

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