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Tag: G.I. Joe

Ninja Force

Panel 1: Sixshot: “So your enemy has a Ninja Force and you’re jealous.” 2: Cobra Commander: “It’s not jealousy. They’ve got a real tactical advantage that I need to counter. My ninjas are so disorganized.” 3: CoCo: “And maybe I’m a little jealous. Ninjas are pretty cool with all their stealth and sabotage and assassination.” Sixshot: “My friend, it’s a good thing you called Sixshot, Ninja Consultant. One of the most important aspects of being a ninja is intimidation. Ninjas look scary as hell. In order to be an effective ninja leader, you need to look and act the part. I call it ninjattitude. I’ve brought some gear for you to try out.” 4: Caption: “Soon…” Cobra Commander (Ninja Force): “How do I look?” Sixshot: “Perfect! A true Ninja Force commander in the making.” CoCo (holding up a large red tri-blade thing): “Why is this spinny thing made of red plastic?” Sixshot: “It’s your first day of ninja training.” 5: “I wouldn’t want you to put your mushy human body in danger until you’re proficient with ninja weaponry.” CoCo: “I guess that makes sense. Hell, the plastic one put a hole in my glove.” Sixshot: “That reminds me…” 6: “I can offer you a very competitive rate on a comprehensive ninjsurance policy.”
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Published October 9, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Cobra Commander, G.I. Joe, Sixshot, Transformers

Bioengineering

Location: Cantina Panel 1: In the background, Mainframe (G.I. Joe) is holding a phone and tapping on a laptop. Pythona: “Electronic technology! How I abhor it!” 2: Dorothy Zbornak: “Cobra-La doesn’t have much technology, does it, Pythona?” 3: Pythona: “Oh, we have technology that’s functionally similar to yours. But instead of machines and electronics, we engineer with biology, as nature intended. For instance…” 4: Pythona: “Our world wide web is built by spiders. Our e-mail is delivered by elephants. Our iPhones are iguana phones. Our IP addresses are Indian pangolin addresses. Our VR is vampire bat reality. Our VPNSs are velociraptor-penguin networks. Our 2FA is two-fish authentication. Phishing is fishing.” 5: In the background, Mainframe looks on. Pythona: “Our SaaS is sting bug as a service. Our AI is ant intelligence. Our cloud computing is built by clouded plant bugs. Some insects are surprisingly good at math.” 6: Mainframe: “You know, we have technology made out of bugs, too. It’s called Microsoft Windows.”
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Published June 5, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Dorothy Zbornak, G.I. Joe, Golden Girls, Mainframe, Pythona

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