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Tag: Sixshot

Ninja Force

Panel 1: Sixshot: “So your enemy has a Ninja Force and you’re jealous.” 2: Cobra Commander: “It’s not jealousy. They’ve got a real tactical advantage that I need to counter. My ninjas are so disorganized.” 3: CoCo: “And maybe I’m a little jealous. Ninjas are pretty cool with all their stealth and sabotage and assassination.” Sixshot: “My friend, it’s a good thing you called Sixshot, Ninja Consultant. One of the most important aspects of being a ninja is intimidation. Ninjas look scary as hell. In order to be an effective ninja leader, you need to look and act the part. I call it ninjattitude. I’ve brought some gear for you to try out.” 4: Caption: “Soon…” Cobra Commander (Ninja Force): “How do I look?” Sixshot: “Perfect! A true Ninja Force commander in the making.” CoCo (holding up a large red tri-blade thing): “Why is this spinny thing made of red plastic?” Sixshot: “It’s your first day of ninja training.” 5: “I wouldn’t want you to put your mushy human body in danger until you’re proficient with ninja weaponry.” CoCo: “I guess that makes sense. Hell, the plastic one put a hole in my glove.” Sixshot: “That reminds me…” 6: “I can offer you a very competitive rate on a comprehensive ninjsurance policy.”
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Published October 9, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Cobra Commander, G.I. Joe, Sixshot, Transformers

Can You Feel the Meme Tonight?

Location: Swerve’s Bar Panel 1: Sixshot: “Hey, what’s up, guys? It’s me—” (Dramatic font): “Sixshot: Love Consultant” 2: Zoom out to show a YouTube video titled “Ninja Consultant Makes Love!!!” Text in video: “Paid Spokesbot.” Sixshot: “I’m here at Swerve’s Bar to bring you another success story from Space Bridge, the multiversal dating app.” Swerve lurks in the background. 3: Sixshot with Tigerhawk: “This is Tigerhawk. They’re two Maximals who were fused together into one person…by ALIENS! Weird! And they’ve got resting sneer-face.” 4: Sixshot with RiD Spychanger Prowl 2, who is yellowed: “This little guy is Prowl 2. He’s a cop-bot with limited articulation from a universe with too many Prowls. He’s got a severe case of photodegradation. He looks so gross!” 5: Tigerhawk holds Prowl 2. Sixshot: “If these two misfits can find live across the multiverse with Space Bridge, so can you. Don’t they make a cute couple? Look at how happy they are!” 6: Sixshot: “Their couple name is Hawk-Twoie. Just like the popular internet meme! We here at Space Bridge keep up with current trends. Be sure to like and subscribe for more quality content like this.”
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Published July 5, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Prowl 2, Sixshot, Swerve, Tigerhawk, Transformers

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