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Tag: Pythona

Bioengineering

Location: Cantina Panel 1: In the background, Mainframe (G.I. Joe) is holding a phone and tapping on a laptop. Pythona: “Electronic technology! How I abhor it!” 2: Dorothy Zbornak: “Cobra-La doesn’t have much technology, does it, Pythona?” 3: Pythona: “Oh, we have technology that’s functionally similar to yours. But instead of machines and electronics, we engineer with biology, as nature intended. For instance…” 4: Pythona: “Our world wide web is built by spiders. Our e-mail is delivered by elephants. Our iPhones are iguana phones. Our IP addresses are Indian pangolin addresses. Our VR is vampire bat reality. Our VPNSs are velociraptor-penguin networks. Our 2FA is two-fish authentication. Phishing is fishing.” 5: In the background, Mainframe looks on. Pythona: “Our SaaS is sting bug as a service. Our AI is ant intelligence. Our cloud computing is built by clouded plant bugs. Some insects are surprisingly good at math.” 6: Mainframe: “You know, we have technology made out of bugs, too. It’s called Microsoft Windows.”
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Published June 5, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Dorothy Zbornak, G.I. Joe, Golden Girls, Mainframe, Pythona

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