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Month: November 2024

Are We Calling It Gaetzgate?

Panel 1: Maximal Skywarp holds an American flag. Dramatic text: “The Holy American Bible, Part 5” 2: Skywarp, reading from a book with flags and a cross: “Just as I thought…” 3: Skywarp: “There’s nothing in here that specifically says you shouldn’t snort Viagra, smoke meth, and pay teenage girls for sex. Hallelujah, amen.”
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Published November 22, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Skywarp, Transformers

Data Recovery, Part 2

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: Megatron, holding a floppy disk: “At long last, I am in possession of a copy of Optimus Prime’s brain from 1986!” Panel 2: Thrust: “What’re you gonna do with that, Megatron?” Megatron: “That is none of your concern.” Thrust: “I want in on the plan. I’m bored. Megatron: “Go stick your head in a pencil sharpener.” Thrust: “I did that already.” Panel 3: Off-panel: “I-I don’t understand, Megatron. Why have you restored me to life…like this?” Megatron, pointing his fusion cannon off-screen: “Because, Optimus Prime, I intend to do something. Something I’ve been dreaming of for a long, long time.” Panel 4: Megatron sits on the lap of a large plush Optimus (Softimus) Prime. Optimus: “What am I supposed to do now, Megatron?” Megatron. “Nothing. Just hold me.” Optimus: “Cuddling is the right of all sentient beings.”
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Published November 15, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Megatron, Optimus Prime, Softimus Prime, Thrust, Transformers

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