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An Esoteric Star Wars Joke

Location: Ten Forward Panel 1: Star Trek TNG-style title: “Fluid Melody.” Worf and Guinan stand across the bar. There’s a translucent white bottle on the bar and Worf is holding a white glass. Worf: “What is it?” Guinan: “Jizz.” 2: Worf: “Jizz?” Guinan: “Jizz.” 3: The angle shifts. Behind Worf are Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes (the Star Wars cantina band) with their instruments. Worf: “Jizz.” Guinan: “Jizz.” 4: Worf: “And the music?” Guinan: “No idea.”
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Published March 19, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Figrin D'an, Guinan, Modal Nodes, Star Trek, Star Wars, Worf

Slay Ride

Location: Cantina Panel 1: Dorothy Zbornak: “’Tis the night before Christmas, and Santa is dressed…with weapons and ammo and a bullet-proof vest. Where are you going on this special night? You look like you plan to give someone a fright.” 2: Special Ops Santa: “All over the world, there’s a common refrain: for health insurance execs, there is much disdain. Their behavior is corrupt and very unfair. They kill people slowly by denying health care. Santa reads letters as he does every year, and answers this Christmas by donning battle gear.” 3: Dorothy: “The good girls and boys, they don’t ask for toys?” Santa: “Not this year, Dorothy. This season they speak: ‘dirty street justice is the gift that we seek!’ I must be going. Thanks for the snack. To bad CEOs, I’ll bring this gift from my sack.” 4: Santa, holding up a green pistol: “I hope they’ll do better after merely a threat, but if not, I’m afraid the gift they will get…is the present of lead at high speed through the head. I bid you good night, as the popular quote goes…merry Christmas to all! Deny, delay, and depose.” Author’s disclaimer: “Dear FBI: This isn’t a threat but merely a joke. A bit of guilty laughter, I hoped to evoke.”
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Published December 24, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Dorothy Zbornak, Golden Girls, Santa Claus, Star Wars

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