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Month: January 2023

Speaker Speaker Keyboard Hand Emoji

First panel: Data and Geordi in Ten Forward. TNG episode title: “Stereotypes”. Data: “A toaster walks into a bar. It says to the bartender, (beer emoji).” Geordi: “(beer emoji)? What is (beer emoji)?” Second panel: Data: “I am not certain.” Geordi: “I don’t think I get the joke, data.” Data: “You misunderstand. I am not attempting to tell a joke.” Third panel: Ejector sits at the bar behind Geordi. Ejector: “(beer emoji)! (beer emoji)!” Data: “I am describing events currently transpiring in Ten Forward.” Guinan: “I’m sorry, but the universal translator doesn’t understand your language. But I’ve got something I think you’ll like.” Fourth panel: Guinan sets a box of Eggo Waffles in front of Ejector. Ejector: “(Angry emoji)” Guinan: “No?”
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Published January 26, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Data, Deanna Troi, Ejector, Geordi LaForge, Guinan, Martian, Star Trek, Transformers, Will Riker

I Probably Was Inspired By John Mulaney

First panel: Data and Geordi in Ten Forward. Data: “Geordi, I have observed that unpredictable events can be considered funny. Would you agree?” Geordi: “Yeah, I think so. There aren’t any hard rules when it comes to humor, but funny things are usually unexpected.” Second panel: Data: “Suppose one were to give a phaser to a horse and set it free on a starship. One could not reliably predict the actions of the horse. Would that be considered amusing?” Third panel: Geordo: “Yeah, maybe. It’s all in the execution. It sounds like a funny premise for a holonovel.” Fourth panel: Data: “A holonovel? Would it not be amusing if it happened on the Enterprise?” Geordi: “No, of course not. The horse could vaporize someone.” Data: “Does the element of legitimate danger negate the humor?” Geordi: “Yes, it does. It’s not funny if somebody really gets hurt.” Data: “In that case—” Fourth panel: Data: “—please do not look behind you.” Behind Geordi, a horse has a phaser in its mouth. The phaser fires, narrowly missing Worf. Guinan tries to calm the horse.
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Published January 19, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Data, Geordi LaForge, Guinan, Horse, Star Trek, Worf

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