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Month: June 2026

Deflecting Pool

Location: Cybertron Panel 1: Straxus: “I have just signed a no-bid emergency contract to have the smelting pool drained and painted Straxus Blue.” 2: Shrapnel: “What’s the emergency, Lord Straxus?” Straxus: “The emergency is that I am the Lord High Governor of Darkmount and I want it!” Shrapnel: “Of course. The smelting pool is full of boiling acid. I’m not sure that paint will—” Straxus: “It will be done!” Shrapnel: “—okay.” 3: Caption: “23 cycles later…” Shrapnel: “Lord Straxus, we found this Autobot skulking around the newly-renovated smelting pool.” Straxus: “Vandal! Saboteur! You are the reason my beautiful blue paint is peeling!” Blaster, being held by Ramjet and Thrust: “No way! I didn’t even touch the thing! It’s full of boiling acid. That’s probably why the paint—” 4: Straxus: “Send him to his death…in the smelting pool! …as soon as the paint is repaired and we’ve filled it again.” Blaster, being led away by Thrust and Ramjet: “At least it’s an ironic death. I’ve always wanted one of those.”
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Published June 24, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blaster, Ramjet, Shrapnel, Straxus, Thrust, Transformers

Bioengineering

Location: Cantina Panel 1: In the background, Mainframe (G.I. Joe) is holding a phone and tapping on a laptop. Pythona: “Electronic technology! How I abhor it!” 2: Dorothy Zbornak: “Cobra-La doesn’t have much technology, does it, Pythona?” 3: Pythona: “Oh, we have technology that’s functionally similar to yours. But instead of machines and electronics, we engineer with biology, as nature intended. For instance…” 4: Pythona: “Our world wide web is built by spiders. Our e-mail is delivered by elephants. Our iPhones are iguana phones. Our IP addresses are Indian pangolin addresses. Our VR is vampire bat reality. Our VPNSs are velociraptor-penguin networks. Our 2FA is two-fish authentication. Phishing is fishing.” 5: In the background, Mainframe looks on. Pythona: “Our SaaS is sting bug as a service. Our AI is ant intelligence. Our cloud computing is built by clouded plant bugs. Some insects are surprisingly good at math.” 6: Mainframe: “You know, we have technology made out of bugs, too. It’s called Microsoft Windows.”
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Published June 5, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Dorothy Zbornak, G.I. Joe, Golden Girls, Mainframe, Pythona

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