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By Alan Young

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Cute Li’l Guy

First panel: Optimus Primal and Rhinox look down at an open stasis pod. Optimus: “Hello, friend. This is Rhinox and I’m Optimus Primal, leader of the Maximals here on Earth.” Second panel: Armordillo, in beast mode, looking up out of the stasis pod: “Call me Armordillo.” Third panel: Armordillo: “Is that a good name? I just came online and I’m not sure I have a good understanding of wordplay yet. Armordillo, maximize!” Fourth panel: Armordillo in robot mode: “It looks like I have a foot that’s a flail and a foot that’s a laser gun.” Fifth panel: Armordillo: “Oh, and there’s a slim but nonzero chance that I could give you leprosy. But don’t worry. It’s—" Sixth panel: Optimus and Rhinox are nowhere to be seen. Armordillo: “—Curable. So I guess I’ll meet you guys back at base? Um, you forgot to tell me where the base is.” Seventh panel: In the background, Rattrap aims his gun at Armordillo’s back. Armordillo: “He said this is Earth, right? Is that the planet with Florida? Maybe I’ll go to Florida.”

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Published August 17, 2023By Alan
Categorized as Comics Tagged Armordillo, Beast Wars, Optimus Primal, Rattrap, Rhinox

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