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Anakin Glow-Up

Location: World Between Worlds Panel 1: Anakin Skywalker (Sebastian Shaw, ghost), holding a microphone: “Well my name is Ani and I’m here to say / I regret Vader’s genocides in a major way. / I fell to the dark side, and then into some lava. I lived but I came out looking uglier than Jabba.” 2: Anakin: “Left for dead by my master / My life became a disaster. / I wore a big bulky suit to keep me alive / but I could use the Force better than when I was five. / A new master, I had / and boy, was he bad… / …news, you could say, the way I just did. / The next part of my story will blow your lid.” 3: Anakin: “Palps told me to murder and maim and neglect. / I was in a bad place, so I didn’t reject… / …his orders. Now here I am / telling you my story like a ham… / …sandwich.” “Oh, dear, I lost my flow. I need practice.” 4: Anakin to Ahsoka: “It’s an art form called rap. It’s from a galaxy far, far away. I’m a rapper now. A rapping apparition.” 5: Anakin: “A rapparition, if you will. What do you think, Snips?” Ahsoka: “Um.” Anakin: “Hey, we should perform together. Can you beatbox?”
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Published July 24, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars

Deflecting Pool

Location: Cybertron Panel 1: Straxus: “I have just signed a no-bid emergency contract to have the smelting pool drained and painted Straxus Blue.” 2: Shrapnel: “What’s the emergency, Lord Straxus?” Straxus: “The emergency is that I am the Lord High Governor of Darkmount and I want it!” Shrapnel: “Of course. The smelting pool is full of boiling acid. I’m not sure that paint will—” Straxus: “It will be done!” Shrapnel: “—okay.” 3: Caption: “23 cycles later…” Shrapnel: “Lord Straxus, we found this Autobot skulking around the newly-renovated smelting pool.” Straxus: “Vandal! Saboteur! You are the reason my beautiful blue paint is peeling!” Blaster, being held by Ramjet and Thrust: “No way! I didn’t even touch the thing! It’s full of boiling acid. That’s probably why the paint—” 4: Straxus: “Send him to his death…in the smelting pool! …as soon as the paint is repaired and we’ve filled it again.” Blaster, being led away by Thrust and Ramjet: “At least it’s an ironic death. I’ve always wanted one of those.”
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Published June 24, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blaster, Ramjet, Shrapnel, Straxus, Thrust, Transformers

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