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Tag: Alpha Trion

Roundish Yellowish People

Location: Swerve’s Bar First panel: Pac-Man: “Hey there, Shiny. What’s your sign?” Second panel: Vector Sigma: “Before Cybertron was, I was.” Pac-Man: “Cool, cool. Can I buy you a drink?” Vector Sigma: “That would be lovely.” Third panel: Alpha Trion: “Excuse me. The sentient god-computer is with me.” Vector Sigma: “Don’t be so dramatic, Alpha. He’s just buying me a drink.” Alpha Trion: “The last time somebody bought you a drink, I had to put you in a container of uncooked rice for a week.” Pac-Man: “Well, it’s been nice talking to you.” Fourth panel: Pac-Man: “Hey, cool lion thing you’ve got going on.” Under-3, in lion-head mode: “At last, my time has come! Want to buy me a drink? I’m Under-3.” Pac-Man: “Oh! No!” Fifth panel: Pac-Man, walking away: “Ask me again in 15 years.” Under-3: “I’m so awkward.”
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Published September 28, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Alpha Trion, Pac-Man, Swerve, Transformers, Under-3, Vector Sigma

Procreation

First panel: Alpha Trion: “Here we are, bringing new life into the world. New young bots, saddled with the responsibilities forced upon them by a broken society that existed long before they did. Burdened to fight a war not of their making. They don’t ask to exist. We create them and they have to figure out how to live. Our actions create their consequences.” Second panel: Alpha Trion: “We tell ourselves that we’re being selfless by creating and caring for the next generation. But is that true? Or are we really being selfish and egotistical by thinking that we can create a new generation that solves the problems that we can’t? Our species has created so much pain and anguish. Do we deserve to continue to exist? Would the universe be better off if we allowed ourselves to go extinct?” Third panel: Vector Sigma to Alpha Trion: “I am a computer. I am not programmed for ethical consideration. Speaking of which…” Fourth panel: Vector Sigma: “I made this for you.” Beast Wars Fuzor Injector: “AAAGH! WHAT AM I?! Part insect, part fish? What…the hell? WHY AM I?! Every moment of my brief life has been filled with existential horror.” Fifth panel: Alpha Trion: “Oh, Vector Sigma. Your whimsical creations always lighten my mood.” Vector Sigma: “Now, young one, you must get an education so you can get a job to afford to pay for student loans and health insurance in order to prolong your terrible existence.” Injector: “Okay, dad.” Vector Sigma: “And I expect grandkids.”
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Published June 15, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Alpha Trion, Beast Wars, Injector, Transformers, Vector Sigma

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