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Location: Batcave (66) Panel 1: Batman (Adam West): “Good morning, Question. You’re here early.” Panel 2: The Question: “Late, actually. Robin and I stayed up all night doing research.” Panel 3: Batman: “What sort of research?” Question: “The Tennessee state legislature recently passed a bill requiring state regulations of vaccines in food products. The bill’s sponsor made two extraordinary claims. First, that the federal government is planning to add vaccines to food such as lettuce in order to force vaccination on the public…and second, that mRNA vaccines alter the DNA of the recipient.” Panel 4: Batman: “Fascinating. And what have you found?” Question (standing in front of a computer labelled “BAT-GENE RESEQUENCER” with a pile of vegetable): “I haven’t found any means through which the ingestion of lettuce could result in DNA modification. I have, however, had some interesting results…” Panel 5: Question, holding a carrot with a face: “…with carrots.” Carrot: “Holy genetic transmutation, Batman!” Batman: “Robon?” Carrot: “Gosh, maybe I should stay home from school today. I might have trouble taking notes in class.” Panel 6: Batman: “Under the circumstances, that’s probably for the best.” Carrot: “At least my COVID vaccination is up to date now. And my low-light vision has never been more acute.” Batman: “Good work getting to the root of this mystery.”
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Published April 12, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Batman, DC, Robin, The Question

Space Crimes

Location: Enterprise-D observation lounge Panel 1: Captain Picard: “My orders are to provide you with my complete cooperation. My ship and crew are at your disposal.” 2: Star Trek: The Next Generation-style title: “Galactic Crime Spree!” Batman (Adam West): “Thank you, Captain. It will be our pleasure to work with such a fine group of officers. Now, time is of the essence. I’d like to start the briefing.” Picard: “By all means.” 3: A photo of the Joker (Caesar Romero) on the screen. Batman: “Two days ago, the archcriminal known as The Joker escaped from Gotham State Prison. He traveled to Deep Space Nine, where he stole the starship Defiant. He then began terrorizing the quadrant by committing a series of space crimes.” 4: The screen now shows the Defiant. Robin (Burt Ward): “So far he’s whitened a black hole, dewormed a wormhole, and mooned a sun.” Batman: “The Defiant is currently en route to Earth’s solar system. We hope to intercept the Joker before he commits his next crime.” 5: Riker: “Do you know what he’s planning next?” Batman: “We believe he intends to toilet paper Uranus.” Picard: “Merde.” Batman: “Precisely.”
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Published December 28, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Batman, DC, Jean-Luc Picard, Robin, Star Trek, Will Riker, Worf

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