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Tag: Skywarp

Nobody Likes These But I Keep Going

Panel 1: Maximal Skywarp holds an American flag. Dramatic title text: “The Holy American Bible Part 2” 2: Skywarp, reading in front of a cross: “Thou shalt not kill…except animals and plants. Thou canst kill those. Thou shalt not kill an embryo after an arbitrary period of growth as dictated by thine state government.” 3: Skywarp, reading in front of an American flag: “Thou canst kill people in war or in government-sanctioned military actions. Thou canst kill in self-defense…or if thou canst drag the body around to make it look like thou were acting in self-defense. And thou canst run over protestors who art blocking traffic if thou doth not agree with their cause. Exodus 20:13”
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Published April 26, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Skywarp, Transformers

Is Satire Still Possible?

First panel: Maximal Skywarp holding an American flag: “My name is Skywarp. (No relationship to the Decepticon of the same name.) I’m a proud American of Maximal descent.” 2: Skywarp: “I am pleased to present…” Dramatic text: “The Holy American Bible” 3: Skywarp, holding a gaudy book with an American flag and a cross: “This beautiful hardcover book collects the complete written works of God himself, together for the first time. Including the Old Testament, the New Testament, the United States constitution, the Declaration of Independence, the Pledge of Allegiance, and the lyrics of ‘God Bless the USA,’ the hymn authored by God and popularized by Lee Greenwood.” 4: Skywarp: “John 3:16 is one of the most important passages in the Holy American Bible. It says this…’For God so loved the United States, that he gave his only begotten son, that all Americans who believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.’ (There are some caveats regarding particular acceptable and unacceptable behaviors, but I won’t get into that right now.) 5: Skywarp: “This holy text and God’s love can be yours for the low price of $59.99. A portion of all proceeds go to the legal defense of the most unfairly persecuted man in history, our lord and savior, Donald J. Trump.”
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Published April 5, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Skywarp, Transformers

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