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The Author Is Clumsy Again

Location: Autobot base Panel 1: Optimus Prime, holding a broken exhaust stack: “I broke an exhaust stack.” Ratchet: “Again? This is the second time in the past month.” Hot Shot walks by in the background. Panel 2: Hot Shot: “Hey, can I have that?” Optimus, handing the stack to Hot Shot: “I suppose.” Ratchet: “Take it and go, Hot Shot. And stop eavesdropping on my patients.” Panel 3: Optimus: “The last time wasn’t my fault. Whril pushed me off a cliff.” Ratchet: “Ha! Sorry. It was a little bit funny. And this time?” Hot Shot walks away in the background. Panel 4: Optimus: “I was converting to truck mode and moved my shoulder wrong.” Ratchet: “I bought some spares off eBay. But try to be careful. They won’t be available forever. Should I cut them down? You used to have short stacks for the safety of yourself and others.” Optimus: “I don’t like short stacks. They look wrong.” Off-panel sounds: “AAAK! HRRRKK! AAAGLP!” Panel 5: Hot Shot: “Um, Ratchet? I need your help.” Ratchet: “You swallowed it, didn’t you?” Hot Shot: “Yeah. It took me three tries, though. I think I can do better!”
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Published January 24, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Hot Shot, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Transformers

The Eyes Have It

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: Shockwave: “You seem disturbed, Megatron. May I inquire as to the source of your trouble?” Megatron: “It’s the recent American election, Shockwave.” 2: Megatron, smiling: “The humans have fully and democratically embraced fascism, Shockwave. An authoritarian government headed by some of the stupidest people possible! Meanwhile, even members of the so-called opposition party are compromising their values in a futile effort to win over the authoritarians.” 3: Shockwave: “I am aware of recent events, Megatron. The impending dysfunction will make it simple for us to plunder the resources of this planet.” Megatron: “That’s the problem, Shockwave.” 4: Megatron: “I’m bored! I can’t come up with a scheme that’s more effective than what the humans have done to themselves! All we have to do right now is wait.” Shockwave: “I see.” 5: Shockwave, holding up a Scrabble box: “May I interest you in a game of Scrabble to help pass the time?” Megatron: “Fine.” Shockwave: “I have removed half of the I tiles to even the odds.”
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Published December 20, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Megatron, Shockwave, Transformers

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