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By Alan Young

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Rule 34

First panel: Khan Noonien Singh: “You will give me the secret of Genesis. For if you do not, I shall unleash upon the universe…” Second panel: Khan: “My Kirk/Spock slashfic. In which the two of you have a romantic and sexual relationship. Your couple name is Spirk. Or, more salaciously, Kock. You will know humiliation the likes of which you could never dream. Third panel: Spock: “I am a Vulcan. I am incapable of humiliation.” Kirk: “You can’t humiliate me. I’m James T. Kirk.” Fourth panel: Kirk: “I have survived all manner of ordeals that the universe has thrown at me for years. I’ve been split in half. I’ve been turned into a woman. I’ve been covered in tribbles. I’ve been replaced with a robot. I’ve been kidnapped, tortured, and framed for murder. And I always come out on top. I thrive on humiliation, Khan.” Fifth panel: Kirk: “I have an OnlyFans page where I show off photos of my nude body in bizarre and embarrassing situations. I don’t need the money. I just like it when people stare at my butthole.” Spock: “It is an unremarkable specimen.”

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Published May 11, 2023By Alan
Categorized as Comics Tagged James T. Kirk, Khan Noonien Singh, Spock, Star Trek

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