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Month: October 2023

I Have Silica Gel Pellets Everywhere

Panel 1: Ahsoka: “I know this place. Ezra brought me here. This…world between worlds. I remember it being more cartoony, though.” Off-panel: “Hi, Snips.” 2: Ghost of Anakin: “It’s me, your former master, Anakin Skywalker. You probably don’t recognize me because I’m old and translucent and dead.” Ahsoka: “Master?” 3: Ahsoka: “Am I dead?” Anakin: “No, I think you’re just having a near-death experience. We get a lot of those around here. Come. I want to show you something.” 4: Ahsoka: “Where are we?” Anakin: “It’s a haunted house!” Ahsoka: “What does it mean?” Anakin: “It means Happy Halloween! It’s a ghost thing.” Skeleton-droid R5-B0019: (Haunted Beeping) 5: Anakin, holding a bowl: “Would you like to put your hand into a spooky bowl of eyeballs?” Ahsoka: “I-I don’t think so.” Anakin: “Come on. I spent hours peeling all these grapes. It’s my way of atoning for all my genocide.”
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Published October 30, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker, R5-B0019, Star Wars

Spoooooky Bats

Panel 1: Megatron: “Decepticons, it pleases me to present our newest arrival from Cybertron… (by way of Universal Studios) …Draculus! Tell them your whole deal, Draculus.” 2: Draculus: “I have the power to hypnotize anyone, human or Cybertronian—to force them to do my bidding!” 3: Draculus, now in bat mode: “In bat mode, I can swoop down on unsuspecting Autobots and use my armor-piercing fangs to drain the energon from their bodies!” 4: Mindwipe to Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf: “Hey, he stole my whole thing! With the bat mode and the hypnosis…and he can drain energon directly out of Autobots? I can’t do that! Do you know what this means?” Skullcruncher: “Meh.” Mindwipe: “It means I’m now the second most terrifying chiroptiform Decepticon!” 5: As Mindwipe looks on and Draculus walks away, Ratbat talks to Megatron: “You must stop avoiding this conversation, Megatron.” Megatron: “All right, Ratbat. Get on with it.” Ratbat: “As your internal auditor, I must inform you that your decision to co-finance the purchase of Twitter has been a financial disaster.” Megatron: “But a propaganda success.” Ratbat: “Nonetheless, our monetary and energy assets are severely strained. We must limit energon rations an additional 25 percent until we can find new resources.” 6: Mindwipe: “I am the third most terrifying chiroptiform Decepticon.”
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Published October 26, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Draculus, Megatron, Mindwipe, Ratbat, Skullcruncher, Skullsmasher, Transformers, Weirdwolf, Wolfwire

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