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By Alan Young

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The Holiest Texts

Panel 1: Maximal Skywarp hugs an American flag. Dramatic text: “The Holy American Bible Part 3” 2: Skywarp, holding a book with American flags and a cross on the cover: “The second amendment of the holy United States Constitution was inspired by God and committed to paper by our infallible founding fathers. It states…” Scribbled-out text: “’A well-regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state,” non-scribbled-out text: “the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.’” 3: Skywarp, reading from the book: “’P.S. this applies to all firearms invented for the rest of time, no matter how powerful or deadly. We, the founding fathers, regret that we will all be dead by the time assault rifles are invented because they sound rad as hell. Future people should own lots of them.’ And then there’s a Punisher logo drawn underneath.”

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Published May 10, 2024By Alan
Categorized as Comics Tagged Skywarp, Transformers

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