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I’m the Odo Here

Location: Quark’s Bar Panel 1: DS9-style title: “Macrocephaly.” Odo: “What are those?” 2: Quark, with two Deadpool Pops. “They’re called Funko POP!s.” 3: Odo: “There’s no need to yell.” Quark: “The exclamation point is part of the name.” Odo: “A little humanoid doll with a giant head and a tiny body?” Quark: “I just got in a shipment from Earth.” 4: Quark: “They’re insanely popular. They’ve been one of Earth’s top exports for centuries. There are thousands of different varieties but they all look almost identical. Apparently that’s the whole appeal. I don’t get it but the profit margin is huge.” Odo: “Who could have such terrible taste that they’d buy one of these hideous things?” 5: Bashir: “Is that Deadpool having sex with a little unicorn?” Quark: “That’s right.” Bashir: “That’s hilarious! I’ll take it. Put it on my tab.” Quark: “It’s a pleasure doing business, Doctor.” Bashir: “I only have two of these dolls now, but I like them so much I want thirty!” 6: Worf: “Deadpool was a great warrior. This statue of him in a bath robe will have a place of honor on my knick-knack shelf.” Quark: “You were saying, Odo?” Odo: “Predictable.”

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Published May 14, 2025By Alan
Categorized as Comics Tagged Deadpool, Julian Bashir, Marvel, Morn, Odo, Quark, Star Trek, Worf

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