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An Offer You Can’t Refuse

Location: Cobra HQ Panel 1: Cobra Commander: “This message goes out to all the leaders of the world. Presidents, prime ministers, kings, and dictators of every nation on Earth. Except Canada. You know what you did.” 2: Cobra Commander points to a logo with two golden olive branches surrounding the Cobra logo. “You are all cordially invited to join Cobra’s Board of Peace. This new organization is a replacement for the outdated, ineffectual United Nations.” 3: Cobra Commander: “For the low fee of one billion U.S. dollars per month, you will have a non-binding vote on all global matters dealing with war and reconstruction. More importantly, you will receive protection by Cobra for your nation and national interests. Cobra’s vast global military will be at your beck and call.” 4: Cobra Commander: “Certainly you can see the myriad reasons to join the Board of Peace. And should you decline to join this prestigious organization…Well, let’s just say…Screw it. Half of you people are too dense to understand subtlety. Give me money or I might blow you up.”

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Published January 30, 2026By Alan
Categorized as Comics Tagged Cobra Commander, G.I. Joe

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