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Tag: Optimus Prime

Minor Celebrity

Location: Autobot base Panel 1: Optimus Prime: “Jason, congratulations on your high school graduation. Your parents want you to know that they’re very proud of you. And they expect you to get a job and start paying rent immediately because you’re 22 years old.” 2: Optimus: “Bethany, on behalf of Todd…Will you marry me? Him, that is. Todd. Not me, Optimus Prime. I’m sure you’re lovely, but I’m not interested in marriage at this time.” 3: Jazz: “What’s shakin’, Optimus?” Optimus: “I’m recording Cameo videos. Embarrassing though it is, I have a small measure of recognizability that I can use to earn funding for our war effort.” Jazz: “Cool. I’ll leave you to it.” 4: Optimus: “Happy Bar Mitzvah, Caleb. In your culture, I believe this means that you are now an adult human man. I hope you enjoy your pubic hairs and what not. Mazel tov.” 5: Optimus: “On behalf of the Autobots, I hereby surrender control of both Cybertron and Earth to… Oh, no. I’m not falling for this again.” 6: Location: Decepticon base. In the background, Bombshell carries an energon cube to a table with several gifts on it. In the foreground, Soundwave holds a balloon and looks at a phone. Soundwave: “Message cancelled. $30 refund issued. Curses. Now I don’t have a gift for Megatron’s birthday.”
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Published January 23, 2026
Categorized as Comics Tagged Bombshell, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Soundwave, Transformers

Furmanism

Location: Autobot base Panel 1: Optimus Prime: “I think the Matrix is trying to tell me something, old friend.” Kup: “That’s never good. What is it?” 2: Optimus: “I don’t know. There’s a presence. Something that doesn’t belong.” 3: Optimus, hand to his head: “It’s haunting me, Kup. I can almost see it when I shut off my optics. It’s just at the edge of my perception. Lurking. Like some—vast predatory bird.” 4: Optimus and Kup look down to see Camilla the Muppet chicken, saying “Baaaawk.”
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Published September 4, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Camilla, Kup, Muppets, Optimus Prime, Transformers

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