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Author: Alan

This Guy Yet Again

Panel 1: Maximal Skywarp holds an American flag. Dramatic font: “The Holy American Bible, Part 6” 2: Skywarp, holding a book with American flags and a cross on the cover: “Today, I present a reading from the holy Declaration of Independence. The preamble states… ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal…’” 3: Skywarp: “That doesn’t sound right. Let’s skip to the list of grievances against King George III. ‘He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good… He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained…’ Hmmm.” 4: Skywarp: “’For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world… For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent… ‘For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury… For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences…’” 5: Skywarp: “Obviously King George III was just trying to make America great again.”
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Published April 9, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Skywarp, Transformers

OPSEC

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: Soundwave: “Megatron, the Autobots are mounting an offensive. E.T.A. two hours.” Megatron: “And we will be ready for them! The upgrades we made to our early warning system are paying off.” Soundwave: “Not exactly.” 2: Soundwave looks at a phone: “The Autobots inadvertently added me to their group text.” Text thread begins. Hot Shot: “Why do we have to text? Why can’t we just talk?” Prowl: “OPSEC” Hot Shot: “Optimus Prime’s secretary? You mean Elita?” Elita-1: “Hey, that’s sexist!” 3: Soundwave looks at his phone as the text thread continues. Prowl: “Operational security, doofus.” Elita: “Speaking of sexist…why am I the only woman on this mission?” Optimus Prime: “I chose the team for their skills, not their gender.” Elita: “Obviously. We’re gonna talk later.” Optimus: “I look forward to yet another conversation about gender issues.” Elita: “Then we’re gonna talk, if you know what I mean.” Eggplant, taco emoji. Hot Shot: “Ew. Human food is so gross.” 4: Soundwave looks at his phone as the text thread continues. Hot Shot: “Hey, I’m gonna scout ahead.” Optimus: “Negative, Hot Shot. Remain in formation.” Hot Shot: “Ow! Crap! I crashed into a boulder.” Prowl: “What where you’re going!” Hot Shot: “I can’t. I’m busy texting.” 5: Soundwave: “I think we can stand down our defenses for now, Megatron.” Text thread continues. Whirl: “Hey, I blew up a building!” Prowl: fist bump, Autobot symbol, fire emoji. Optimus: “A Decepticon building?” Whirl: “You’re gonna need a sieve and a forensics team to prove otherwise.”
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Published April 2, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Elita-1, Hot Shot, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Soundwave, Transformers, Whirl

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