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Tag: G.I. Joe

Domination

Location: Cobra Missile Command HQ Panel 1: Dr. Mindbender: “We have good news, Cobra Commander.” Dr. Sidney Biggles-Jones: “After years of work, we have successfully built…” 2: Biggles-Jones: “A new Weather Dominator!” Cobra Commander: “Excellent work, science lackeys! And now with the power once again to control Earth’s weather, I shall…” 3: Cobra Commander, dramatically: “Reverse man-made climate change!” 4: Mindbender and Biggles-Jones, dramatically: “Cobr--!” Less dramatically, Biggles-Jones: “…wait, what?” Mindbender: “Eh?” 5: Cobra Commander: “I want to rule over a habitable Earth, not a Mad Max wasteland. The severe weather we’ve been having lately has been freaking me the hell out. Last week’s thunderstorm sounded like God was angry with me personally.” Mindbender: “I mean…” Biggles-Jones: “You do lead an international terrorist organization.” Cobra Commander: “All the more reason for me to take the power of lightning away from God.”
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Published January 19, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Cobra Commander, Dr. Mindbender, Dr. Sidney Biggles-Jones, G.I. Joe

Stupid Dynamic Nature of Language

Panel 1: Geoffrey Giraffe: “I hate this time of year, Mr. Raptor.” Raptor (Cobra accountant): “Why’s that, Geoffrey?” Geoffrey: “It gets dark so early! I miss the daylight. I wish we could have Daylight Savings Time all year.” 2: Raptor: “Not I. I thrive in the darkness. All my favorite activities happen in the cover of night. Dancing. Drinking. Love. Lust. Embezzlement. And it’s Daylight Saving Time, Geoffrey. There’s no S.” 3: Geoffrey: “Oh, I just saw a tweet – post – about this from Merriam-Webster. Hold on…here it is. ‘Daylight Saving Time’ is also sometimes called ‘Daylight Saving,’ ‘Daylight Savings,’ ‘Daylight Savings Time,’ or ‘Daylight Time.’ So listen to your heart.” 4: Geoffrey: “What does your heart say, Mr. Raptor?” Raptor: “My heart says that words have meanings and things have names. The dictionary is making it very difficult for me to enjoy being pedantic.”
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Published November 9, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged G.I. Joe, Geoffrey, Raptor

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