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Tag: G.I. Joe

Stupid Dynamic Nature of Language

Panel 1: Geoffrey Giraffe: “I hate this time of year, Mr. Raptor.” Raptor (Cobra accountant): “Why’s that, Geoffrey?” Geoffrey: “It gets dark so early! I miss the daylight. I wish we could have Daylight Savings Time all year.” 2: Raptor: “Not I. I thrive in the darkness. All my favorite activities happen in the cover of night. Dancing. Drinking. Love. Lust. Embezzlement. And it’s Daylight Saving Time, Geoffrey. There’s no S.” 3: Geoffrey: “Oh, I just saw a tweet – post – about this from Merriam-Webster. Hold on…here it is. ‘Daylight Saving Time’ is also sometimes called ‘Daylight Saving,’ ‘Daylight Savings,’ ‘Daylight Savings Time,’ or ‘Daylight Time.’ So listen to your heart.” 4: Geoffrey: “What does your heart say, Mr. Raptor?” Raptor: “My heart says that words have meanings and things have names. The dictionary is making it very difficult for me to enjoy being pedantic.”
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Published November 9, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged G.I. Joe, Geoffrey, Raptor

Totally Not an Upside-Down Gun

First panel: The Adventures of Sixshot: Ninja Consultant Second panel: Swerve’s Bar, with Swerve behind the counter. Sixshot: “The ninja consultation business has been a bit slow lately.” Blackarachnia: “The amount that I care is equal to the amount of engex left in my glass.” Sixshot: “But I’ve got a great idea for a side hustle!” Blackarachnia: “You clearly haven’t noticed that my glass is empty.” Third panel: The Mos Eisley cantina, with Dorothy Zbornak behind the bar. Caption: “Soon…” Sixshot to John Hammond and Destro: “You guys are billionaires, right? Have I got an opportunity for you! That’s not a question. I do.” Fourth panel: Sixshot in submarine mode next to the wreckage of the Titanic. Caption: “Later…” Sixshot: “Good news! We’ve reached the wreckage of the Titanic as promised. Bad news: there’s been a bit of a…surprise with regards to water pressure. I’m gonna need a volunteer to get out and push.”
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Published June 29, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blackarachnia, Destro, Dorothy Zbornak, G.I. Joe, Golden Girls, John Hammond, Jurassic Park, Sixshot, Swerve, Transformers

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