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Tag: Jean-Luc Picard

Definitely Not an Allegory

Location: Enterprise-D observation lounge Panel 1: Star Trek TNG-style title: “Elocution.” Picard, looking left: “Your people understandably grow weary of the restrictions placed upon them. So they lash out violently at innocent civilians.” 2: Picard, looking right: “Your government responds with overwhelming force while doing little to protect civilian lives. Followed by even more restrictions in the name of protecting your citizens. This cycle of violence and cultural animus has been repeated for generations.” 3: Picard, flanked by Riker and Troi: “In my years of diplomacy, there is one universal constant: situations like this can always be improved if people are willing to talk and listen to each other. I’m pleased that you have all agreed to meet here in the spirit of clear, open communication.” 4: At the other end of the table, Mars is on the view screen. Sesame Street Martians stand on one side, saying “yip yip yip yip hello yip yip yip yip greetings yip yip yip.” Mars Attacks Martians stand at the other side, saying “Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!”
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Published February 23, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Deanna Troi, Jean-Luc Picard, Mars Attacks, Martian, Sesame Street, Star Trek, Will Riker

Space Crimes

Location: Enterprise-D observation lounge Panel 1: Captain Picard: “My orders are to provide you with my complete cooperation. My ship and crew are at your disposal.” 2: Star Trek: The Next Generation-style title: “Galactic Crime Spree!” Batman (Adam West): “Thank you, Captain. It will be our pleasure to work with such a fine group of officers. Now, time is of the essence. I’d like to start the briefing.” Picard: “By all means.” 3: A photo of the Joker (Caesar Romero) on the screen. Batman: “Two days ago, the archcriminal known as The Joker escaped from Gotham State Prison. He traveled to Deep Space Nine, where he stole the starship Defiant. He then began terrorizing the quadrant by committing a series of space crimes.” 4: The screen now shows the Defiant. Robin (Burt Ward): “So far he’s whitened a black hole, dewormed a wormhole, and mooned a sun.” Batman: “The Defiant is currently en route to Earth’s solar system. We hope to intercept the Joker before he commits his next crime.” 5: Riker: “Do you know what he’s planning next?” Batman: “We believe he intends to toilet paper Uranus.” Picard: “Merde.” Batman: “Precisely.”
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Published December 28, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Batman, DC, Jean-Luc Picard, Robin, Star Trek, Will Riker, Worf

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