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Tag: Lifeline

We Have a Form for This

First panel: Whirl: “Hey, Lifeline. Valentine’s Day is all about the heart, right?” Lifeline: “Yes, in a manner of speaking. Why do you ask?” Second panel: Whirl: “Here. I got you this.” Whirl holds up a heart. Lifeline: “Oh. Um. Is that…a real organic heart?” Whirl: “Yup! From one of those Earth things. With a face and a butthole.” Third panel: Lifeline, now holding the heart: “Um. It’s still warm. And moist.” Whirl: “Just like…you know…emotions or whatever.” Fourth panel: Lifeline: “Whirl, where did you…? No. Don’t tell me.” Fifth panel: Lifeline: “I don’t want to deal with the paperwork.” Sixth panel: Meanwhile… Starscream, holding a horse head: “Megatron! Somebody exploded my horsey!” Megatron: “Why thank you, Starscream! Your cries of anguish are the best Valentine’s Day gift I could possibly receive!”
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Published February 14, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Lifeline, Megatron, Starscream, Transformers, Whirl

Vintage Currency

First panel: Optimus Prime: “Autobots, in the spirit of Earth’s holiday season, I’ve brought gifts.” Second panel: Whirl: “Is it energon? You know, the fuel we use literally every day to keep us alive?” Optimus Prime: “Y-yes.” Whirl: “Super original.” Lifeline: “Thank you, Optimus. It’s a nice gesture.” Whirl: “I’ve got a gesture for you. If only I had fingers…” Hot Shot: “But Optimus…” Third panel: Hot Shot: “I sold my energon processor to Swindle for Robot Points so I could afford to buy you a gift.” Optimus: “Thank you, Hot Shot, but robot points haven’t been valid for over 30 years. And without an energon processor…” Fourth panel: Optimus: “You’ll run out of energy.” Hot Shot collapses with a thud. Lifeline: “Hot Shot!” Optimus: “Or worse.” Fifth panel: Lifeline: “Optimus he’s gone grayscale!” Hot Shot is on the floor, his color gone. Whirl: “I call dibs on his energon.” Optimus: “Hot Shot…his name…is Swindle!”
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Published December 23, 2022
Categorized as Comics Tagged Hot Shot, Lifeline, Optimus Prime, Transformers, Whirl

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