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Tag: Megatron

Data Recovery, Part 1

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: G1 Megatron: “Well? Do you have something for me?” 2: Nightstrike: “Arrr.” Thundertron: “Indeed I do. It has taken me many years of searching and pillaging, but I have finally found the item ye asked for, Megatron. 3: Thundertron, holding a floppy disk: “A copy of Optimus Prime’s brain from 1986. ‘Twere buried in the depths of the darkest web.” Megatron: “Excellent! You will be rewarded handsomely for this, Thundertron. See to it, Soundwave.” Soundwave: “Yes, Megatron.” 4: Soundwave, opening his chest: “Human actor Pedro Pascal: eject. Operation: remuneration.” Thundertron: “A handsome reward, indeed! A very attractive specimen.” Pedro Pascal (Mandalorian armor), popping out of Soundwave’s chest: “Oh, God. I’ve been locked in there for days. It’s so cramped.” 5: Megatron: “Soundwave, what’s that stench?” Soundwave: “Human actor Pedro Pascal left behind organic waste products. I didn’t know that would happen.” Pedro Pascal, being carried away by Thundertron: “I’d do it again! I just need some food first.” Nightstrike: “Arrr. I hear he’s real stretchy, boss. Let’s give him a pull and see what happens.” Pedro Pascal: “I’m not! I’m not!”
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Published November 8, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Din Djarin, Megatron, Nightstrike, Pedro Pascal, Soundwave, Star Wars, Thundertron, Transformers

Spoooooky Bats

Panel 1: Megatron: “Decepticons, it pleases me to present our newest arrival from Cybertron… (by way of Universal Studios) …Draculus! Tell them your whole deal, Draculus.” 2: Draculus: “I have the power to hypnotize anyone, human or Cybertronian—to force them to do my bidding!” 3: Draculus, now in bat mode: “In bat mode, I can swoop down on unsuspecting Autobots and use my armor-piercing fangs to drain the energon from their bodies!” 4: Mindwipe to Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf: “Hey, he stole my whole thing! With the bat mode and the hypnosis…and he can drain energon directly out of Autobots? I can’t do that! Do you know what this means?” Skullcruncher: “Meh.” Mindwipe: “It means I’m now the second most terrifying chiroptiform Decepticon!” 5: As Mindwipe looks on and Draculus walks away, Ratbat talks to Megatron: “You must stop avoiding this conversation, Megatron.” Megatron: “All right, Ratbat. Get on with it.” Ratbat: “As your internal auditor, I must inform you that your decision to co-finance the purchase of Twitter has been a financial disaster.” Megatron: “But a propaganda success.” Ratbat: “Nonetheless, our monetary and energy assets are severely strained. We must limit energon rations an additional 25 percent until we can find new resources.” 6: Mindwipe: “I am the third most terrifying chiroptiform Decepticon.”
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Published October 26, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Draculus, Megatron, Mindwipe, Ratbat, Skullcruncher, Skullsmasher, Transformers, Weirdwolf, Wolfwire

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