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Tag: Muppets

Pronunciation May Vary

Location: Swerve’s bar Panel 1: Blackarachnia, thinking: “Another first date. I hate first dates. Come on, Blackarachnia. You can do this. Just try to be supportive of her interests. And don’t say anything weird.” 2: Blackarachnia, looking at phone, thinking: “her name is Scylla. According to her Space Bridge bio…” God Neptune’s Japanese bio card. BA, thinking: “…I don’t know this language. But the algorithm matched us. Well, here she comes.” 3: Scylla in squid mode: “Are you Blackarachnia? I’m Scylla.” BA: “Hi, yes, that’s me. It’s nice to meet you. So you’re an alt-mode-first kinda gal, huh? That’s cool.” Scylla: “Yeah, I do prefer my squid-creature mode.” 4: Scylla: “It’s because I love hentai. Do you like hentai, Blackarachnia?” BA: “um, yes. Ha ha. Of course!” 5: BA has question marks over her head in confusion. “What’s not to love?” BA’s first thought bubble has a picture of Camilla the chicken wearing a bow time. The second thought bubble has a men’s necktie with Camilla on it. BA: “as I always say…formalwear and feathers…go great…togethers.”
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Published August 23, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blackarachnia, Bluestreak, Camilla, Muppets, Scylla, Swerve, Transformers

Civics

Location: Red Curtain Panel 1: Kermit the Frog: “And now for your edutainment, here is Sam the Eagle with a brief American civics lesson.” 2: Sam: “After his resignation in the wake of the Watergate scandal, President Richard Nixon famously said during an interview – quote – ‘when the president does it, that means it is not illegal.’ This is, of course, a dangerous and fallacious point of view which he put across in order to excuse his own illegal actions. In America, we expect and require our elected officials to obey the laws they are tasked to enforce. We must be able to trust our leaders to act in a legal, ethical, and noble manner, lest we lost trust in our government. That would cause chaos.” Off-panel: “Uh, Sam?” 3: Sam: “Hmm? What is this, Scooter?” Scooter, holding up a tablet: “It’s an electronic tablet, but that’s not important. Look what’s in the news.” Sam: “Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thank you, Scooter.” 4: Sam: “Ahem. As I was saying…Nixon was correct. Presidents have immunity akin to an emperor. They cannot and should not ever be held legally accountable for any crime performed during the execution of their duties. Requiring the president to obey the law would only invite chaos. Thank you, and good night, America.” 5: Location: balcony. Waldorf: “You know, we have to be careful who we vote for this year. This could be the last time we ever get to vote for a president.” Statler: “Because the wrong person could destroy American democracy as we know it?” Waldorf: “Yes, and also because we’ll probably both be dead in four years.” Statler: “Well, so will both of the candidates.”
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Published July 12, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Kermit the Frog, Muppets, Sam the Eagle, Scooter, Statler, Waldorf

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