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Tag: Nightstrike

Piracy

Panel 1: Deathsaurus: “What is your name and why have you requested an audience with the mighty Deathsaurus?” 2: Thundertron: “My name be Thundertron. I’m a pirate. A mighty pirate! Arrr!” Nightstrike, on Thundertron’s shoulder: “Arrr!” 3: Thundertron: “It be me understanding that ye control this region of space.” Deathsaurus: “You understand correctly.” Thundertron: “I seek an arrangement to allow me crew to operate in the nearby shipping lanes.” Deathsaurus: “And why should I allow a band of pirates to plunder within my sphere of influence?” Thundertron: “Because we offer ye a generous portion of our booty, of course.” Deathsaurus: “What sorts of goods can I expect?” 4: Thundertron, holding up a VHS tape: “I be glad you asked. I brought samples. This be a copy of Transformers: Victory from the faraway land of Japan. The picture quality be poor and there be no subtitles. It be an authentic vintage viewing esperience.” Deathsaurus: “Intriguing. What else do you have to offer?” 5: Thundertron, holding another VHS tape: “This be a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. It’s never been sold in any official capacity. It features Bea Arthur, the first appearance of Boba Fett, and an elderly wookiee’s sexual fantasies.” Deathsaurus: “Those are some of my favorite things. Very well.” 6: Deathsaurus: “Leave my ships alone and you may operate with impunity within my space. You may go now, pirate, and return when you have more goods for my pleasure.” Thundertroon, looking down: “I thank ye. I be departin’ as soon as I get me peg leg unstuck from your grating. This keeps happenin’ to me.”
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Published October 11, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Deathsaurus, Nightstrike, Thundertron, Transformers

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