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Tag: Quark

I’m the Odo Here

Location: Quark’s Bar Panel 1: DS9-style title: “Macrocephaly.” Odo: “What are those?” 2: Quark, with two Deadpool Pops. “They’re called Funko POP!s.” 3: Odo: “There’s no need to yell.” Quark: “The exclamation point is part of the name.” Odo: “A little humanoid doll with a giant head and a tiny body?” Quark: “I just got in a shipment from Earth.” 4: Quark: “They’re insanely popular. They’ve been one of Earth’s top exports for centuries. There are thousands of different varieties but they all look almost identical. Apparently that’s the whole appeal. I don’t get it but the profit margin is huge.” Odo: “Who could have such terrible taste that they’d buy one of these hideous things?” 5: Bashir: “Is that Deadpool having sex with a little unicorn?” Quark: “That’s right.” Bashir: “That’s hilarious! I’ll take it. Put it on my tab.” Quark: “It’s a pleasure doing business, Doctor.” Bashir: “I only have two of these dolls now, but I like them so much I want thirty!” 6: Worf: “Deadpool was a great warrior. This statue of him in a bath robe will have a place of honor on my knick-knack shelf.” Quark: “You were saying, Odo?” Odo: “Predictable.”
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Published May 14, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Deadpool, Julian Bashir, Marvel, Morn, Odo, Quark, Star Trek, Worf

This Is Still a Thing, Right?

Location: Quark’s Bar Panel 1: Star Trek: DS9-style title: “Supply and Demand.” Quark: “The last time I saw you, you couldn’t fit through the airlock. 2: Swindle: “I found a good deal on a mass displacement device. Most of my colleagues enjoy physical intimidation, but it’s not really my style.” 3: Quark: “What can I get you, Swindle?” Swindle: “The better question is, what have I got for you? And the answer is an ancient Cybertronian artifact.” Quark: “What’s so special about that? You people have been leaving your mystical garbage all over the galaxy for millions of years. You may be one of the oldest species, but you’re not one of the tidiest.” Swindle: “I assure you, Quark, this one is different.” 4: Swindle, holding the Forge of Solus Prime: “A relic of the original Thirteen Primes. The Forge of Solus Prime.” Quark: “That’s a hammer not a forge.” Swindle: “The Thirteen weren’t always great with language.” Quark: “How do I know it’s genuine?” Swindle: “If you can’t prove it’s not, it doesn’t matter.” 5: Quark, holding a bar of latinum: “I don’t know that there’s much of a market for ancient hammers. I’ll do you a favor and take it off your hands for five bars of latinum.” Swindle: “For a relic of the Thirteen? Come now, Quark. I need something mor valuable than latinum.” Quark: “Fine. I have just the thing.” 6: Quark, holding an egg carton: “One dozen chicken eggs from Earth. Vintage 2025 by their calendar. Very rare and very expensive.” Swindle: “Sold.”
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Published April 16, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged e, Morn, Quark, Star Trek, Swindle, Transformers

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