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Space Crimes

Location: Enterprise-D observation lounge Panel 1: Captain Picard: “My orders are to provide you with my complete cooperation. My ship and crew are at your disposal.” 2: Star Trek: The Next Generation-style title: “Galactic Crime Spree!” Batman (Adam West): “Thank you, Captain. It will be our pleasure to work with such a fine group of officers. Now, time is of the essence. I’d like to start the briefing.” Picard: “By all means.” 3: A photo of the Joker (Caesar Romero) on the screen. Batman: “Two days ago, the archcriminal known as The Joker escaped from Gotham State Prison. He traveled to Deep Space Nine, where he stole the starship Defiant. He then began terrorizing the quadrant by committing a series of space crimes.” 4: The screen now shows the Defiant. Robin (Burt Ward): “So far he’s whitened a black hole, dewormed a wormhole, and mooned a sun.” Batman: “The Defiant is currently en route to Earth’s solar system. We hope to intercept the Joker before he commits his next crime.” 5: Riker: “Do you know what he’s planning next?” Batman: “We believe he intends to toilet paper Uranus.” Picard: “Merde.” Batman: “Precisely.”
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Published December 28, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Batman, DC, Jean-Luc Picard, Robin, Star Trek, Will Riker, Worf

Bat Trek: The Still Pictures

Panel 1: Robin (Burt Ward): “Holy oil slick, Batman! Is that who I think it is?” Batman (Adam West): “Yes, Robin! It’s—” 2: Location: Vagra II. In the background the wreckage of a crashed shuttlecraft labeled 1701-D. The Batmobile is here. Star Trek: The Next Generation style title: “Bat-Skin of Bat-Evil.” Batman: “the nefarious Armus!” Armus: “I’m cranky and I’m going to make it everybody’s problem.” Robin: “The alien creature who killed Tasha Yar!” Batman: “Allegedly, Robin.” 3: Batman: “Armus must yet stand trial for the murder charge.” Robin: “Gosh yes, Batman. I spoke hastily. Of course the presumption of innocence is a foundational principle of our criminal justice system.” Batman: “A fact that we crime fighters must remember at all times, Robin, lest we become criminals ourselves. Now, I think we have something in the trunk of the Batmobile that will help us subdue this suspect.” 4: Robin, running to the trunk of the Batmobile: “Right! I’ll get it!” Armus: “I will absorb you and fill your lungs and make you pray for death for years to come.” Batman: “Hurry, Robin! I think he means to harm us.” 5: Robin, holding a giant bottle of Goo Gone: “Unf. Here it is, Batman!” Armus: “No! I’m powerless against petroleum distillates and citrus extracts!” Batman: “I’ll get the lid off while you get a reusable bat-cloth!”
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Published December 14, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Armus, Batman, DC, Robin, Star Trek

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