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Tag: Sixshot

Can You Feel the Meme Tonight?

Location: Swerve’s Bar Panel 1: Sixshot: “Hey, what’s up, guys? It’s me—” (Dramatic font): “Sixshot: Love Consultant” 2: Zoom out to show a YouTube video titled “Ninja Consultant Makes Love!!!” Text in video: “Paid Spokesbot.” Sixshot: “I’m here at Swerve’s Bar to bring you another success story from Space Bridge, the multiversal dating app.” Swerve lurks in the background. 3: Sixshot with Tigerhawk: “This is Tigerhawk. They’re two Maximals who were fused together into one person…by ALIENS! Weird! And they’ve got resting sneer-face.” 4: Sixshot with RiD Spychanger Prowl 2, who is yellowed: “This little guy is Prowl 2. He’s a cop-bot with limited articulation from a universe with too many Prowls. He’s got a severe case of photodegradation. He looks so gross!” 5: Tigerhawk holds Prowl 2. Sixshot: “If these two misfits can find live across the multiverse with Space Bridge, so can you. Don’t they make a cute couple? Look at how happy they are!” 6: Sixshot: “Their couple name is Hawk-Twoie. Just like the popular internet meme! We here at Space Bridge keep up with current trends. Be sure to like and subscribe for more quality content like this.”
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Published July 5, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Prowl 2, Sixshot, Swerve, Tigerhawk, Transformers

New Universe, Who Dis?

Panel 1: Sixshot: “Hi, I’m—” Dramatic font: “Sixshot, Ninja Consultant” 2: Sixshot: “But today, think of me as—” Dramatic font: “Sixshot, Love Consultant” 3: A YouTube video plays, titled “Ninja Consultant REVOLUTIONIZES Dating!!!” Text in the video: “Paid Spokesbot.” Sixshot, in the video: “Are you having trouble finding love? Do you feel like you’ve searched the whole universe for a connection and come up empty? Good news! There are an infinite number of universes out there! Let me tell you about Space Bridge, the Multiversal dating app. It’s free to download in the app store. (In-app purchases are required to connect with other users.) 4: Video continues. Sixshot is now surrounded by the bio cards of G2 Skram, MP Kaen, G1 Omega Supreme, and BM Tank Drone. Text in video: “Real User Profiles!” Sixshot, in video: “Space Bridge has millions of satisfied users in thousands of universes, with more joining every day! Your next romance could be COMING through the space bridge right now! But you don’t have to take my word for it. Here’s a happy customer.” 5: Video continues. Text in video: “Compensated Testimonial.” Fuzor Silverbolt: “When the love of my life left me, I was distraught. I thought I was doomed to be alone forever. But thanks to Space Bridge, I hooked up with her counterpart from another universe! IT’S NOT CREEPY! It’s going great! She’s coming to my place for the first time this weekend.” 6: Location: a graffiti-covered alley with a dumpster. Caption: “Later…” Silverbolt: “It’s not much, but it’s temporary. I’m sort of between money at the moment. It turns out that compensation from Space Bridge comes in the form of app credits.” Blackarachnia (card art colors): “You live in a dumpster?” Silverbolt: “Of course not! I live next to a dumpster. I can’t afford dumpster rent.” Blackarachnia: “Hang on to those Space Bridge credits, buddy.”
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Published May 3, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blackarachnia, Silverbolt, Sixshot, Transformers

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