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Tag: Swerve

Can You Feel the Meme Tonight?

Location: Swerve’s Bar Panel 1: Sixshot: “Hey, what’s up, guys? It’s me—” (Dramatic font): “Sixshot: Love Consultant” 2: Zoom out to show a YouTube video titled “Ninja Consultant Makes Love!!!” Text in video: “Paid Spokesbot.” Sixshot: “I’m here at Swerve’s Bar to bring you another success story from Space Bridge, the multiversal dating app.” Swerve lurks in the background. 3: Sixshot with Tigerhawk: “This is Tigerhawk. They’re two Maximals who were fused together into one person…by ALIENS! Weird! And they’ve got resting sneer-face.” 4: Sixshot with RiD Spychanger Prowl 2, who is yellowed: “This little guy is Prowl 2. He’s a cop-bot with limited articulation from a universe with too many Prowls. He’s got a severe case of photodegradation. He looks so gross!” 5: Tigerhawk holds Prowl 2. Sixshot: “If these two misfits can find live across the multiverse with Space Bridge, so can you. Don’t they make a cute couple? Look at how happy they are!” 6: Sixshot: “Their couple name is Hawk-Twoie. Just like the popular internet meme! We here at Space Bridge keep up with current trends. Be sure to like and subscribe for more quality content like this.”
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Published July 5, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Prowl 2, Sixshot, Swerve, Tigerhawk, Transformers

A Mirror, Artly

Location: Swerve’s bar Panel 1: Silverbolt (SB): “Blackarachnia! Funny running into you here.” Blackarachnia (BA1), turning from Minerva: “Oh, it’s you.” 2: SB: “You’re looking shiny tonight.” BA1: “I treated myself to a premium finish. Are you taller?” SB: “I finally upgraded. Look, I’ve got fake hinges where I used to have real hinges!” BA1: “How very skeuomorphic of you.” SB: “Hey, I want you to meet my date.” BA1: “Why would you want that?” SB: “Blackarachnia, this is—” 3: SB: “Blackarachnia from another universe.” Blackarachnia (card art colors, BA2): “Hello.” SB: “Blackarachnia, Blackarachnia.” BA1: “You’re dating my counterpart from another universe?” BA2: “We met on Space Bridge, the multiversal dating app.” BA1: “Silverbolt, that is—“ SB: “NOT CREEPY!” 4: SB: “I’ll get us some drinks while you two get acquainted.” BA2: “We’re both black widow spiders. Are we gonna have to fight for him?” BA1: “Honey, please. I’m a black divorcee spider. You don’t have anything I want. And if you want my advice—” BA2: “I don’t.” BA1: “—you’ll get out now before he starts making you listen to the Joe Rogan podcast.” 5: BA2: “I know he’s a goofy idiot, but we have fun. And when I get tired of him, I can eat him.” BA1: “I tried that. He’s so tough and gamy that I decided I’d rather deal with the divorce lawyers.”
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Published June 28, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blackarachnia, Minerva, Nautica, Silverbolt, Swerve, Transformers

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