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Tag: Will Riker

Space Crimes

Location: Enterprise-D observation lounge Panel 1: Captain Picard: “My orders are to provide you with my complete cooperation. My ship and crew are at your disposal.” 2: Star Trek: The Next Generation-style title: “Galactic Crime Spree!” Batman (Adam West): “Thank you, Captain. It will be our pleasure to work with such a fine group of officers. Now, time is of the essence. I’d like to start the briefing.” Picard: “By all means.” 3: A photo of the Joker (Caesar Romero) on the screen. Batman: “Two days ago, the archcriminal known as The Joker escaped from Gotham State Prison. He traveled to Deep Space Nine, where he stole the starship Defiant. He then began terrorizing the quadrant by committing a series of space crimes.” 4: The screen now shows the Defiant. Robin (Burt Ward): “So far he’s whitened a black hole, dewormed a wormhole, and mooned a sun.” Batman: “The Defiant is currently en route to Earth’s solar system. We hope to intercept the Joker before he commits his next crime.” 5: Riker: “Do you know what he’s planning next?” Batman: “We believe he intends to toilet paper Uranus.” Picard: “Merde.” Batman: “Precisely.”
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Published December 28, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Batman, DC, Jean-Luc Picard, Robin, Star Trek, Will Riker, Worf

Speaker Speaker Keyboard Hand Emoji

First panel: Data and Geordi in Ten Forward. TNG episode title: “Stereotypes”. Data: “A toaster walks into a bar. It says to the bartender, (beer emoji).” Geordi: “(beer emoji)? What is (beer emoji)?” Second panel: Data: “I am not certain.” Geordi: “I don’t think I get the joke, data.” Data: “You misunderstand. I am not attempting to tell a joke.” Third panel: Ejector sits at the bar behind Geordi. Ejector: “(beer emoji)! (beer emoji)!” Data: “I am describing events currently transpiring in Ten Forward.” Guinan: “I’m sorry, but the universal translator doesn’t understand your language. But I’ve got something I think you’ll like.” Fourth panel: Guinan sets a box of Eggo Waffles in front of Ejector. Ejector: “(Angry emoji)” Guinan: “No?”
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Published January 26, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Data, Deanna Troi, Ejector, Geordi LaForge, Guinan, Martian, Star Trek, Transformers, Will Riker

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