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This Is Still a Thing, Right?

Location: Quark’s Bar Panel 1: Star Trek: DS9-style title: “Supply and Demand.” Quark: “The last time I saw you, you couldn’t fit through the airlock. 2: Swindle: “I found a good deal on a mass displacement device. Most of my colleagues enjoy physical intimidation, but it’s not really my style.” 3: Quark: “What can I get you, Swindle?” Swindle: “The better question is, what have I got for you? And the answer is an ancient Cybertronian artifact.” Quark: “What’s so special about that? You people have been leaving your mystical garbage all over the galaxy for millions of years. You may be one of the oldest species, but you’re not one of the tidiest.” Swindle: “I assure you, Quark, this one is different.” 4: Swindle, holding the Forge of Solus Prime: “A relic of the original Thirteen Primes. The Forge of Solus Prime.” Quark: “That’s a hammer not a forge.” Swindle: “The Thirteen weren’t always great with language.” Quark: “How do I know it’s genuine?” Swindle: “If you can’t prove it’s not, it doesn’t matter.” 5: Quark, holding a bar of latinum: “I don’t know that there’s much of a market for ancient hammers. I’ll do you a favor and take it off your hands for five bars of latinum.” Swindle: “For a relic of the Thirteen? Come now, Quark. I need something mor valuable than latinum.” Quark: “Fine. I have just the thing.” 6: Quark, holding an egg carton: “One dozen chicken eggs from Earth. Vintage 2025 by their calendar. Very rare and very expensive.” Swindle: “Sold.”

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Published April 16, 2025By Alan
Categorized as Comics Tagged e, Morn, Quark, Star Trek, Swindle, Transformers

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