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Tag: Blackarachnia

Pronunciation May Vary

Location: Swerve’s bar Panel 1: Blackarachnia, thinking: “Another first date. I hate first dates. Come on, Blackarachnia. You can do this. Just try to be supportive of her interests. And don’t say anything weird.” 2: Blackarachnia, looking at phone, thinking: “her name is Scylla. According to her Space Bridge bio…” God Neptune’s Japanese bio card. BA, thinking: “…I don’t know this language. But the algorithm matched us. Well, here she comes.” 3: Scylla in squid mode: “Are you Blackarachnia? I’m Scylla.” BA: “Hi, yes, that’s me. It’s nice to meet you. So you’re an alt-mode-first kinda gal, huh? That’s cool.” Scylla: “Yeah, I do prefer my squid-creature mode.” 4: Scylla: “It’s because I love hentai. Do you like hentai, Blackarachnia?” BA: “um, yes. Ha ha. Of course!” 5: BA has question marks over her head in confusion. “What’s not to love?” BA’s first thought bubble has a picture of Camilla the chicken wearing a bow time. The second thought bubble has a men’s necktie with Camilla on it. BA: “as I always say…formalwear and feathers…go great…togethers.”
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Published August 23, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blackarachnia, Bluestreak, Camilla, Muppets, Scylla, Swerve, Transformers

A Mirror, Artly

Location: Swerve’s bar Panel 1: Silverbolt (SB): “Blackarachnia! Funny running into you here.” Blackarachnia (BA1), turning from Minerva: “Oh, it’s you.” 2: SB: “You’re looking shiny tonight.” BA1: “I treated myself to a premium finish. Are you taller?” SB: “I finally upgraded. Look, I’ve got fake hinges where I used to have real hinges!” BA1: “How very skeuomorphic of you.” SB: “Hey, I want you to meet my date.” BA1: “Why would you want that?” SB: “Blackarachnia, this is—” 3: SB: “Blackarachnia from another universe.” Blackarachnia (card art colors, BA2): “Hello.” SB: “Blackarachnia, Blackarachnia.” BA1: “You’re dating my counterpart from another universe?” BA2: “We met on Space Bridge, the multiversal dating app.” BA1: “Silverbolt, that is—“ SB: “NOT CREEPY!” 4: SB: “I’ll get us some drinks while you two get acquainted.” BA2: “We’re both black widow spiders. Are we gonna have to fight for him?” BA1: “Honey, please. I’m a black divorcee spider. You don’t have anything I want. And if you want my advice—” BA2: “I don’t.” BA1: “—you’ll get out now before he starts making you listen to the Joe Rogan podcast.” 5: BA2: “I know he’s a goofy idiot, but we have fun. And when I get tired of him, I can eat him.” BA1: “I tried that. He’s so tough and gamy that I decided I’d rather deal with the divorce lawyers.”
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Published June 28, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blackarachnia, Minerva, Nautica, Silverbolt, Swerve, Transformers

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