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Tag: Golden Girls

Wheel of Trauma

Panel 1: Star Trek TNG-style title: “After Effects.” Picard: “Counselor, I don’t understand the point of this.” Troi: “It’s called gamification therapy.” 2: Troi: “It’s a type of desensitization. The idea is to help you deal with trauma by associating your negative memories with something fun…such as a game or puzzle. Now please, Captain…” 3: Zoom out to see Picard and Troi standing behind the Wheel of Fortune wheel. Troi: “…pick a letter.” Picard: “Very well. R.” 4: The Wheel of Fortune board: “TH___ A__ F___ L_GHTS.” Blanche Devereaux is in the letter-turning position. Guy Smiley, host: “Yes! There are…” 5: The board: “TH_R_ AR_ F___ L_GHTS.” Guy Smiley: “…two Rs!” Off-panel: “.”
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Published April 30, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blanche Devereaux, Deanna Troi, Golden Girls, Guy Smiley, Jean-Luc Picard, Sesame Street, Star Trek, Wheel of Fortune

Woke

Location: Cantina Panel 1: Cross Country (G.I. Joe): “I’m in a good mood, Dorothy.” Dorothy Zbornak: “Why’s that, Cross Country?” CC: “The president’s gonna make sure the country isn’t woke anymore.” 2: Dorothy: “What does that mean, exactly?” CC: “You know. Woke. No more D.E.I. No more radical gender ideology. None of that woke stuff.” 3: Dorothy: “How about same-sex marriage? That’s pretty woke, right?” CC: “I reckon so.” Dorothy: “How about desegregation? That was a woke idea.” CC: “Um…” Dorothy: “Women’s suffrage? That’s woke.” CC: “Well…” Dorothy: “Ending slavery was really woke.” 4: Dorothy: “Declaring independence from the monarchy and forming a democracy where people had representation in the government? That’s a crazy woke idea.” 5: CC: “Um, I think I see what you’re getting at, Dorothy. I know what I need to do.” 6: Dorothy: “Where are you going?” CC, walking away, with a Confederate flag on the back of his shirt: “I’m gonna go find a garden where I can live naked. Everything that’s happened since Eden has been too damn woke.” Dorothy: “Don’t talk to any woke snakes.”
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Published March 12, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Cross Country, Dorothy Zbornak, G.I. Joe, Golden Girls

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