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Tag: Golden Girls

Slay Ride

Location: Cantina Panel 1: Dorothy Zbornak: “’Tis the night before Christmas, and Santa is dressed…with weapons and ammo and a bullet-proof vest. Where are you going on this special night? You look like you plan to give someone a fright.” 2: Special Ops Santa: “All over the world, there’s a common refrain: for health insurance execs, there is much disdain. Their behavior is corrupt and very unfair. They kill people slowly by denying health care. Santa reads letters as he does every year, and answers this Christmas by donning battle gear.” 3: Dorothy: “The good girls and boys, they don’t ask for toys?” Santa: “Not this year, Dorothy. This season they speak: ‘dirty street justice is the gift that we seek!’ I must be going. Thanks for the snack. To bad CEOs, I’ll bring this gift from my sack.” 4: Santa, holding up a green pistol: “I hope they’ll do better after merely a threat, but if not, I’m afraid the gift they will get…is the present of lead at high speed through the head. I bid you good night, as the popular quote goes…merry Christmas to all! Deny, delay, and depose.” Author’s disclaimer: “Dear FBI: This isn’t a threat but merely a joke. A bit of guilty laughter, I hoped to evoke.”
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Published December 24, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Dorothy Zbornak, Golden Girls, Santa Claus, Star Wars

Privacy

Location: Mos Eisley cantina Panel 1: Cookie Monster, looking at a laptop: “Dorothy, what is pri-va-see pol-a-see?” Dorothy Zbornak: “That’s where a company discloses the information that they collect about you and how they use it. Privacy policies can be complicated. You should read it carefully and understand what it says before you –” 2: Text on a screen: “This site uses cookies to track your activity as disclosed in our privacy policy. These settings can be modified at any time.” Three buttons: “Accept all cookies,” “Necessary cookies only,” and “Customize settings.” 3: Cookie Monster: “Cookies! Me accept all cookies!” Dorothy: “Yeah. Me too.”
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Published August 30, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Cookie Monster, Dorothy Zbornak, Golden Girls, Sesame Street

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