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Tag: Optimus Prime

OPSEC

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: Soundwave: “Megatron, the Autobots are mounting an offensive. E.T.A. two hours.” Megatron: “And we will be ready for them! The upgrades we made to our early warning system are paying off.” Soundwave: “Not exactly.” 2: Soundwave looks at a phone: “The Autobots inadvertently added me to their group text.” Text thread begins. Hot Shot: “Why do we have to text? Why can’t we just talk?” Prowl: “OPSEC” Hot Shot: “Optimus Prime’s secretary? You mean Elita?” Elita-1: “Hey, that’s sexist!” 3: Soundwave looks at his phone as the text thread continues. Prowl: “Operational security, doofus.” Elita: “Speaking of sexist…why am I the only woman on this mission?” Optimus Prime: “I chose the team for their skills, not their gender.” Elita: “Obviously. We’re gonna talk later.” Optimus: “I look forward to yet another conversation about gender issues.” Elita: “Then we’re gonna talk, if you know what I mean.” Eggplant, taco emoji. Hot Shot: “Ew. Human food is so gross.” 4: Soundwave looks at his phone as the text thread continues. Hot Shot: “Hey, I’m gonna scout ahead.” Optimus: “Negative, Hot Shot. Remain in formation.” Hot Shot: “Ow! Crap! I crashed into a boulder.” Prowl: “What where you’re going!” Hot Shot: “I can’t. I’m busy texting.” 5: Soundwave: “I think we can stand down our defenses for now, Megatron.” Text thread continues. Whirl: “Hey, I blew up a building!” Prowl: fist bump, Autobot symbol, fire emoji. Optimus: “A Decepticon building?” Whirl: “You’re gonna need a sieve and a forensics team to prove otherwise.”
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Published April 2, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Elita-1, Hot Shot, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Soundwave, Transformers, Whirl

The Author Is Clumsy Again

Location: Autobot base Panel 1: Optimus Prime, holding a broken exhaust stack: “I broke an exhaust stack.” Ratchet: “Again? This is the second time in the past month.” Hot Shot walks by in the background. Panel 2: Hot Shot: “Hey, can I have that?” Optimus, handing the stack to Hot Shot: “I suppose.” Ratchet: “Take it and go, Hot Shot. And stop eavesdropping on my patients.” Panel 3: Optimus: “The last time wasn’t my fault. Whril pushed me off a cliff.” Ratchet: “Ha! Sorry. It was a little bit funny. And this time?” Hot Shot walks away in the background. Panel 4: Optimus: “I was converting to truck mode and moved my shoulder wrong.” Ratchet: “I bought some spares off eBay. But try to be careful. They won’t be available forever. Should I cut them down? You used to have short stacks for the safety of yourself and others.” Optimus: “I don’t like short stacks. They look wrong.” Off-panel sounds: “AAAK! HRRRKK! AAAGLP!” Panel 5: Hot Shot: “Um, Ratchet? I need your help.” Ratchet: “You swallowed it, didn’t you?” Hot Shot: “Yeah. It took me three tries, though. I think I can do better!”
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Published January 24, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Hot Shot, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Transformers

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