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Tag: Rodimus

Green Stuff

Panel 1: Location: Autobot base.  Caption: “Previously: Autobots Arcee and Rodimus had their sparks transferred into synthetic human bodies by some weirdo in a trench coat.” Bumblebee: “Where are you guys headed?” Human Arcee: “We’re going out to touch grass.” Human Rodimus: “It’s a human thing. You wouldn’t understand.” 2: Location: Outside. Arcee and Rodimus are down on all fours on the grass. Arcee: “Well…it’s green.” Rodimus: “And kind of…spongy.” Arcee: “Uh-huh.” Rodimus: “A worm! Ew, gross.” 3: Rodimus and Arcee are kneeling. Arcee: “Ready to go back in?” Rodimus: “Mario Kart beckons.” Arcee: “I don’t get it. Humans invented air conditioning and television and video games and pizza delivery.” 4: Arcee and Rodimus are walking away. Arcee: “…but they still want to do this sometimes.” Rodimus: “I don’t see the appeal.” Arcee: “Maybe humans are just…a little dumb?” Rodimus: “Maybe. That would explain… … …the entirety of human history, I guess.”
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Published September 18, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Arcee, Bumblebee, Rodimus, Transformers

A Very Orange Comic

Location: Autobot base Panel 1: Rodimus (human) sits at Mainframe (computer mode). Rodimus: “I hate monitor duty. One of the worst things about being stuck in a human body is having to stare at monitors to get information.” Mainframe: “You think that’s routh?” 2: Mainframe converts to robot mode: “Try being the monitor that gets stared at all day.” Rodimus: “Now I’m staring at your crotch. That’s worse.” 3: Thundertron, carrying a big bag: “Ahoy, ye landlubbers.” Nighstrike: “Arrr!” Rodimus: “Hey, who are you? How did you get in here?” Mainframe: “You were supposed to be watching the monitor.” Rodimus: “You were supposed to BE the monitor!” Thundertron: “My name be Thundertron. I mean ye no harm. I’m just a simple pirate passing through, peddling me discount warez.” Rodimus: “What kind of wares?” 4: Thundertron, holding some floppy disks: “Why, titles from the golden age of PC gaming, of course. Civilization. Commander Keen. Wolfenstein 3D. Multi-World. Scorched Earth. Wing Commander. Space Quest. Myst. All the levels be unlocked and there be no pesky copy protection.” Rodimus: “Hey, that’ll help pass the time on monitor duty.” 5: Thundertron: “Me prices be low.” Rodimus, holding a disk: “Pay the bot, Mainframe.” Thundertron: “Bitcoin, please. It be untraceable.” Mainframe: “Are you sure we can trust him, Rodimus?” Rodimus: “Chill out. It’s just software.” 6: Caption: “Later…” Mianframe, lying on a bed: “Error error error error.” Ratchet: “I’ve never seen so many computer viruses in one place before. I’m going to have to wipe his core consciousness and restore from a backup.” Rodimus: “Please do whatever you can, Doc. I couldn’t stand to lose…all my saved games.”
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Published October 25, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Mainframe, Nightstrike, Rodimus, Thundertron, Transformers

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