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Tag: Rodimus

A Very Orange Comic

Location: Autobot base Panel 1: Rodimus (human) sits at Mainframe (computer mode). Rodimus: “I hate monitor duty. One of the worst things about being stuck in a human body is having to stare at monitors to get information.” Mainframe: “You think that’s routh?” 2: Mainframe converts to robot mode: “Try being the monitor that gets stared at all day.” Rodimus: “Now I’m staring at your crotch. That’s worse.” 3: Thundertron, carrying a big bag: “Ahoy, ye landlubbers.” Nighstrike: “Arrr!” Rodimus: “Hey, who are you? How did you get in here?” Mainframe: “You were supposed to be watching the monitor.” Rodimus: “You were supposed to BE the monitor!” Thundertron: “My name be Thundertron. I mean ye no harm. I’m just a simple pirate passing through, peddling me discount warez.” Rodimus: “What kind of wares?” 4: Thundertron, holding some floppy disks: “Why, titles from the golden age of PC gaming, of course. Civilization. Commander Keen. Wolfenstein 3D. Multi-World. Scorched Earth. Wing Commander. Space Quest. Myst. All the levels be unlocked and there be no pesky copy protection.” Rodimus: “Hey, that’ll help pass the time on monitor duty.” 5: Thundertron: “Me prices be low.” Rodimus, holding a disk: “Pay the bot, Mainframe.” Thundertron: “Bitcoin, please. It be untraceable.” Mainframe: “Are you sure we can trust him, Rodimus?” Rodimus: “Chill out. It’s just software.” 6: Caption: “Later…” Mianframe, lying on a bed: “Error error error error.” Ratchet: “I’ve never seen so many computer viruses in one place before. I’m going to have to wipe his core consciousness and restore from a backup.” Rodimus: “Please do whatever you can, Doc. I couldn’t stand to lose…all my saved games.”
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Published October 25, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Mainframe, Nightstrike, Rodimus, Thundertron, Transformers

Individualism

Panel 1: Human Arcee to Human Rodimus: “Look out, Rodimus!” Panel 2: Arcee: “We’re surrounded by Sharkticons!” Rodimus: “I don’t need you to point that out to me, Arcee.” Sharkticons surround human Arcee and Rodimus. A Sharkticon: “Sharkticons! How reductive! I’ll have you know…” Panel 3: The Sharkticon continues: “My name is Gnaw. I am an individual. I have my own hopes and dreams. I have my own bio and tech specs. I would thank you to recognize my individuality, ma’am.” Panel 4: Arcee: “S-sorry.” Another Sharkticon: “Yeah, he’s right! I’m Gnaw!” Another Sharkticon: “I’m Gnaw, too!” Another Sharkticon: “I’m also Gnaw!” First Gnaw: “Guys, that’s not…oh, never mind.” A tiny Sharkticon: “I’m Tiny Gnaw! I bet you didn’t even notice me down here!” Panel 5: Arcee holds up the tiny Sharkticon. Arcee: “The tiny one is adorable! Can I adopt him?” Tiny Sharkticon: “Yay! New mommy!” First Gnaw: “Go ahead. He kinda sucks. He’s a picky eater and his leg keeps popping off.” Arcee: “I’ll call him Amuse-Bouche.”
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Published June 1, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Amouse-Bouche, Arcee, Gnaw, Rodimus, Transformers

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