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Tag: Soundwave

OPSEC

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: Soundwave: “Megatron, the Autobots are mounting an offensive. E.T.A. two hours.” Megatron: “And we will be ready for them! The upgrades we made to our early warning system are paying off.” Soundwave: “Not exactly.” 2: Soundwave looks at a phone: “The Autobots inadvertently added me to their group text.” Text thread begins. Hot Shot: “Why do we have to text? Why can’t we just talk?” Prowl: “OPSEC” Hot Shot: “Optimus Prime’s secretary? You mean Elita?” Elita-1: “Hey, that’s sexist!” 3: Soundwave looks at his phone as the text thread continues. Prowl: “Operational security, doofus.” Elita: “Speaking of sexist…why am I the only woman on this mission?” Optimus Prime: “I chose the team for their skills, not their gender.” Elita: “Obviously. We’re gonna talk later.” Optimus: “I look forward to yet another conversation about gender issues.” Elita: “Then we’re gonna talk, if you know what I mean.” Eggplant, taco emoji. Hot Shot: “Ew. Human food is so gross.” 4: Soundwave looks at his phone as the text thread continues. Hot Shot: “Hey, I’m gonna scout ahead.” Optimus: “Negative, Hot Shot. Remain in formation.” Hot Shot: “Ow! Crap! I crashed into a boulder.” Prowl: “What where you’re going!” Hot Shot: “I can’t. I’m busy texting.” 5: Soundwave: “I think we can stand down our defenses for now, Megatron.” Text thread continues. Whirl: “Hey, I blew up a building!” Prowl: fist bump, Autobot symbol, fire emoji. Optimus: “A Decepticon building?” Whirl: “You’re gonna need a sieve and a forensics team to prove otherwise.”
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Published April 2, 2025
Categorized as Comics Tagged Elita-1, Hot Shot, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Prowl, Soundwave, Transformers, Whirl

Data Recovery, Part 1

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: G1 Megatron: “Well? Do you have something for me?” 2: Nightstrike: “Arrr.” Thundertron: “Indeed I do. It has taken me many years of searching and pillaging, but I have finally found the item ye asked for, Megatron. 3: Thundertron, holding a floppy disk: “A copy of Optimus Prime’s brain from 1986. ‘Twere buried in the depths of the darkest web.” Megatron: “Excellent! You will be rewarded handsomely for this, Thundertron. See to it, Soundwave.” Soundwave: “Yes, Megatron.” 4: Soundwave, opening his chest: “Human actor Pedro Pascal: eject. Operation: remuneration.” Thundertron: “A handsome reward, indeed! A very attractive specimen.” Pedro Pascal (Mandalorian armor), popping out of Soundwave’s chest: “Oh, God. I’ve been locked in there for days. It’s so cramped.” 5: Megatron: “Soundwave, what’s that stench?” Soundwave: “Human actor Pedro Pascal left behind organic waste products. I didn’t know that would happen.” Pedro Pascal, being carried away by Thundertron: “I’d do it again! I just need some food first.” Nightstrike: “Arrr. I hear he’s real stretchy, boss. Let’s give him a pull and see what happens.” Pedro Pascal: “I’m not! I’m not!”
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Published November 8, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Din Djarin, Megatron, Nightstrike, Pedro Pascal, Soundwave, Star Wars, Thundertron, Transformers

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