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Shameless Self-Promoter

Location: Boba Fett’s palace Panel 1: Fennec Shand: “What are you wearing?” Boba Fett: “It’s my favorite hoodie. I’m instituting a policy of casual Friday.” Fennec: “All right.” 2: Boba, sitting on his throne: “Who is our first petitioner today, 8D8?” 3: 8D8: “He says his name is Scott Aukerman.” Scott: “I want to tell you about my podcast.” 4: Scott: “It’s called—” Fennec shoots Scott in the chest, pew-pew. 5: Fennec: “That policy includes casual killing, right?” Boba: “Casual? That was self-defense.”
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Published March 8, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged 8D8, Boba Fett, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Fennec Shand, Scott Aukerman, Star Wars

Good Advice is Hard to Take

Location: World Between Worlds Panel 1: Anakin Skywalker (old, ghost): “Are you having a rough day, Snips?” Ahsoka: “I lost a fight with some Sith and now I’m having a near-death experience. So yes.” Anakin: “I want you to meet a friend of mine who might be able to help.” 2: Optimus Prime (dead): “Hello, Ahsoka. My name is Optimus Prime.” Ahsoka: “Hello.” Optimus: “I have died many times in many universes. I’m between resurrections at the moment.” 3: Optimus: “When I find myself outmatched in battle, I often find that it’s helpful to convert into a truck and run over my opponents. Have you tried that?” Ahsoka: “I’m not sure that really applies to my situation.” 4: Optimus, chest open to reveal the Matrix: “When circumstances are especially bleak, I remember that I have a mystical artifact in my chest capable of lighting our darkest hour. Do you have a mystical artifact in your chest, Ahsoka?” Ahsoka: “I don’t think so. I’ve never actually looked…” 5: Optimus, kneeling, Matrix in hand, pokes Ahsoka with it: “Here. You can borrow mine.” Anakin: “Isn’t he great, Snips? Such generosity. Such gravitas.” Optimus: “Open up your chest panel. I think we can squeeze it in there. Please bring it back the next time you die.”
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Published February 16, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker, Optimus Prime, Star Wars, Transformers

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