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Tag: Thundertron

Data Recovery, Part 1

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: G1 Megatron: “Well? Do you have something for me?” 2: Nightstrike: “Arrr.” Thundertron: “Indeed I do. It has taken me many years of searching and pillaging, but I have finally found the item ye asked for, Megatron. 3: Thundertron, holding a floppy disk: “A copy of Optimus Prime’s brain from 1986. ‘Twere buried in the depths of the darkest web.” Megatron: “Excellent! You will be rewarded handsomely for this, Thundertron. See to it, Soundwave.” Soundwave: “Yes, Megatron.” 4: Soundwave, opening his chest: “Human actor Pedro Pascal: eject. Operation: remuneration.” Thundertron: “A handsome reward, indeed! A very attractive specimen.” Pedro Pascal (Mandalorian armor), popping out of Soundwave’s chest: “Oh, God. I’ve been locked in there for days. It’s so cramped.” 5: Megatron: “Soundwave, what’s that stench?” Soundwave: “Human actor Pedro Pascal left behind organic waste products. I didn’t know that would happen.” Pedro Pascal, being carried away by Thundertron: “I’d do it again! I just need some food first.” Nightstrike: “Arrr. I hear he’s real stretchy, boss. Let’s give him a pull and see what happens.” Pedro Pascal: “I’m not! I’m not!”
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Published November 8, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Din Djarin, Megatron, Nightstrike, Pedro Pascal, Soundwave, Star Wars, Thundertron, Transformers

A Very Orange Comic

Location: Autobot base Panel 1: Rodimus (human) sits at Mainframe (computer mode). Rodimus: “I hate monitor duty. One of the worst things about being stuck in a human body is having to stare at monitors to get information.” Mainframe: “You think that’s routh?” 2: Mainframe converts to robot mode: “Try being the monitor that gets stared at all day.” Rodimus: “Now I’m staring at your crotch. That’s worse.” 3: Thundertron, carrying a big bag: “Ahoy, ye landlubbers.” Nighstrike: “Arrr!” Rodimus: “Hey, who are you? How did you get in here?” Mainframe: “You were supposed to be watching the monitor.” Rodimus: “You were supposed to BE the monitor!” Thundertron: “My name be Thundertron. I mean ye no harm. I’m just a simple pirate passing through, peddling me discount warez.” Rodimus: “What kind of wares?” 4: Thundertron, holding some floppy disks: “Why, titles from the golden age of PC gaming, of course. Civilization. Commander Keen. Wolfenstein 3D. Multi-World. Scorched Earth. Wing Commander. Space Quest. Myst. All the levels be unlocked and there be no pesky copy protection.” Rodimus: “Hey, that’ll help pass the time on monitor duty.” 5: Thundertron: “Me prices be low.” Rodimus, holding a disk: “Pay the bot, Mainframe.” Thundertron: “Bitcoin, please. It be untraceable.” Mainframe: “Are you sure we can trust him, Rodimus?” Rodimus: “Chill out. It’s just software.” 6: Caption: “Later…” Mianframe, lying on a bed: “Error error error error.” Ratchet: “I’ve never seen so many computer viruses in one place before. I’m going to have to wipe his core consciousness and restore from a backup.” Rodimus: “Please do whatever you can, Doc. I couldn’t stand to lose…all my saved games.”
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Published October 25, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Mainframe, Nightstrike, Rodimus, Thundertron, Transformers

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