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Pronunciation May Vary

Location: Swerve’s bar Panel 1: Blackarachnia, thinking: “Another first date. I hate first dates. Come on, Blackarachnia. You can do this. Just try to be supportive of her interests. And don’t say anything weird.” 2: Blackarachnia, looking at phone, thinking: “her name is Scylla. According to her Space Bridge bio…” God Neptune’s Japanese bio card. BA, thinking: “…I don’t know this language. But the algorithm matched us. Well, here she comes.” 3: Scylla in squid mode: “Are you Blackarachnia? I’m Scylla.” BA: “Hi, yes, that’s me. It’s nice to meet you. So you’re an alt-mode-first kinda gal, huh? That’s cool.” Scylla: “Yeah, I do prefer my squid-creature mode.” 4: Scylla: “It’s because I love hentai. Do you like hentai, Blackarachnia?” BA: “um, yes. Ha ha. Of course!” 5: BA has question marks over her head in confusion. “What’s not to love?” BA’s first thought bubble has a picture of Camilla the chicken wearing a bow time. The second thought bubble has a men’s necktie with Camilla on it. BA: “as I always say…formalwear and feathers…go great…togethers.”
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Published August 23, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Blackarachnia, Bluestreak, Camilla, Muppets, Scylla, Swerve, Transformers

Nobody is Above the Law

Location: Enterprise-D observation lounge Panel 1: Star Trek TNG-style title: “God Complex.” Picard: “Why are you here, Q?” Q: “I want to introduce you to an acquaintance of mine. A fellow god.” 2: Close-up of Unicron’s head: “I am (dramatic font) Unicron. The chaos bringer. Devourer of worlds.” 3: Picard, Q, and Unicron stand in the observation lounge with the table and chairs in the foreground. Unicron: “I’m usually much larger but you have low ceilings. I’m adaptable.” Picard: “What’s the point of this, Q?” Q: “I just wanted to remind you of how pathetic your little species is by introducing you to another supernatural being.” 4: Picard: “There are no such things as gods or supernatural beings, Q. Every being in the universe is governed by a set of inviolable physical laws. Including you. Despite the seemingly impossible things you can do with a snap of your fingers, even you must obey a set of natural laws. When you seem to violate the laws as we know them, it’s only because we corporeal beings don’t have a complete understanding of the laws. That’s why we’re out here, Q. To explore and expand our understanding of the universe. It may take us centuries, but someday we will understand how you and your companion here operate.” 5: Wide shot, the table and chairs gone. Picard: “…did you just eat the conference table?” Q: “You couldn’t hear the crunching noises over the sound of your own monologue.” Unicron, holding a chair: “All that talking made me hungry. Most things make me hungry. I may have an eating disorder.” Q: “A supernatural eating disorder.”
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Published August 9, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Jean-Luc Picard, Q, Star Trek, Transformers, Unicron

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