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Data Recovery, Part 2

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: Megatron, holding a floppy disk: “At long last, I am in possession of a copy of Optimus Prime’s brain from 1986!” Panel 2: Thrust: “What’re you gonna do with that, Megatron?” Megatron: “That is none of your concern.” Thrust: “I want in on the plan. I’m bored. Megatron: “Go stick your head in a pencil sharpener.” Thrust: “I did that already.” Panel 3: Off-panel: “I-I don’t understand, Megatron. Why have you restored me to life…like this?” Megatron, pointing his fusion cannon off-screen: “Because, Optimus Prime, I intend to do something. Something I’ve been dreaming of for a long, long time.” Panel 4: Megatron sits on the lap of a large plush Optimus (Softimus) Prime. Optimus: “What am I supposed to do now, Megatron?” Megatron. “Nothing. Just hold me.” Optimus: “Cuddling is the right of all sentient beings.”
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Published November 15, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Megatron, Optimus Prime, Softimus Prime, Thrust, Transformers

Data Recovery, Part 1

Location: Decepticon base Panel 1: G1 Megatron: “Well? Do you have something for me?” 2: Nightstrike: “Arrr.” Thundertron: “Indeed I do. It has taken me many years of searching and pillaging, but I have finally found the item ye asked for, Megatron. 3: Thundertron, holding a floppy disk: “A copy of Optimus Prime’s brain from 1986. ‘Twere buried in the depths of the darkest web.” Megatron: “Excellent! You will be rewarded handsomely for this, Thundertron. See to it, Soundwave.” Soundwave: “Yes, Megatron.” 4: Soundwave, opening his chest: “Human actor Pedro Pascal: eject. Operation: remuneration.” Thundertron: “A handsome reward, indeed! A very attractive specimen.” Pedro Pascal (Mandalorian armor), popping out of Soundwave’s chest: “Oh, God. I’ve been locked in there for days. It’s so cramped.” 5: Megatron: “Soundwave, what’s that stench?” Soundwave: “Human actor Pedro Pascal left behind organic waste products. I didn’t know that would happen.” Pedro Pascal, being carried away by Thundertron: “I’d do it again! I just need some food first.” Nightstrike: “Arrr. I hear he’s real stretchy, boss. Let’s give him a pull and see what happens.” Pedro Pascal: “I’m not! I’m not!”
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Published November 8, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Din Djarin, Megatron, Nightstrike, Pedro Pascal, Soundwave, Star Wars, Thundertron, Transformers

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