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Tag: Worf

Space Crimes

Location: Enterprise-D observation lounge Panel 1: Captain Picard: “My orders are to provide you with my complete cooperation. My ship and crew are at your disposal.” 2: Star Trek: The Next Generation-style title: “Galactic Crime Spree!” Batman (Adam West): “Thank you, Captain. It will be our pleasure to work with such a fine group of officers. Now, time is of the essence. I’d like to start the briefing.” Picard: “By all means.” 3: A photo of the Joker (Caesar Romero) on the screen. Batman: “Two days ago, the archcriminal known as The Joker escaped from Gotham State Prison. He traveled to Deep Space Nine, where he stole the starship Defiant. He then began terrorizing the quadrant by committing a series of space crimes.” 4: The screen now shows the Defiant. Robin (Burt Ward): “So far he’s whitened a black hole, dewormed a wormhole, and mooned a sun.” Batman: “The Defiant is currently en route to Earth’s solar system. We hope to intercept the Joker before he commits his next crime.” 5: Riker: “Do you know what he’s planning next?” Batman: “We believe he intends to toilet paper Uranus.” Picard: “Merde.” Batman: “Precisely.”
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Published December 28, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Batman, DC, Jean-Luc Picard, Robin, Star Trek, Will Riker, Worf

UAP

Location: Ten Forward. First panel: DC’s The Question: “UAPs. Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. Mors popularly known as UFOs. Many are, in reality, alien spacecraft. And the United States Government is in possession of several of them.” Second panel: Guinan: “Aliens? Visiting Earth? That’s a little hard to believe.” Question: “Nonhuman biologics were recovered at a crash site.” Third panel: Mars Attacks Martian: “Ack ack!” Question: “No, I haven’t actually seen them myself.” Martian: “Ack ack!” Question: “No, I don’t have any physical evidence, but my sources are well-positioned within the intelligence community.” Martian: “Ack ack!” Question: “Witnesses have been intimidated into silence.” Fourth panel: Question, in the background: “Even murdered!” Worf, in the foreground: “Your friend seems…disturbed.” Superman: “He’s actually a very good detective. You learn to ignore his more absurd conclusions.” Martian: “Ack ack!” Superman: “Yes, to himself and others.”
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Published August 3, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged DC, Guinan, Invader, Kanamit, Martian, Star Trek, Superman, The Question, The Twilight Zone, Worf

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