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Is Satire Still Possible?

First panel: Maximal Skywarp holding an American flag: “My name is Skywarp. (No relationship to the Decepticon of the same name.) I’m a proud American of Maximal descent.” 2: Skywarp: “I am pleased to present…” Dramatic text: “The Holy American Bible” 3: Skywarp, holding a gaudy book with an American flag and a cross: “This beautiful hardcover book collects the complete written works of God himself, together for the first time. Including the Old Testament, the New Testament, the United States constitution, the Declaration of Independence, the Pledge of Allegiance, and the lyrics of ‘God Bless the USA,’ the hymn authored by God and popularized by Lee Greenwood.” 4: Skywarp: “John 3:16 is one of the most important passages in the Holy American Bible. It says this…’For God so loved the United States, that he gave his only begotten son, that all Americans who believeth in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.’ (There are some caveats regarding particular acceptable and unacceptable behaviors, but I won’t get into that right now.) 5: Skywarp: “This holy text and God’s love can be yours for the low price of $59.99. A portion of all proceeds go to the legal defense of the most unfairly persecuted man in history, our lord and savior, Donald J. Trump.”
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Published April 5, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Skywarp, Transformers

Interview With a Robot

Panel 1: Lois Lane: “Thank you for agreeing to an interview—” 2: Location: Autobot base. Lois and Optimus Prime are seated in chairs. Lois: “—Mr. Prime.” Optimus: “My pleasure, Ms. Lane. But please call me Optimus. Mr. Prime was my father. Not really. I don’t have a father in the biological sense. That was supposed to be a joke. Except for the part about calling me Optimus. I meant that part. I’m off to a bad start.” 3: Lois: “It’s been 40 years since you brought your war to Earth.” Optimus: “I think it would be more fair to say that Megatron is to blame for bringing the war to Earth.” Lois: “Do you deny responsibility for your participation in this war?” Optimus: “Well, no, but my goal has always been to protect this planet.” Lois: “Are you aware of the cost your war has had on Earth? Of the human lives lost?” Optimus: “Of course. Well, not in exact numbers, but I’m aware of the impact…” 4: Optimus: “I’m sorry, Ms. Lane. I was under the impression this would be more of a personal interview.” Lois: “You were expecting a puff piece?” Optimus: “I wouldn’t put it like that…” Lois: “Here’s a softball: where does your trailer go when you’re in robot mode?” Optimus: “I…don’t know, really. It’s an autonomic physiological function. Something about subspace, I think.” 5: Location: World Between Worlds. Anakin (old ghost) and Ahsoka stand in front of an Optimus Prime trailer, a Rodimus Prime trailer, and a Toxitron trailer. Anakin: “Search me, Snips. These things show up and disappear all the time without any explanation.”
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Published March 22, 2024
Categorized as Comics Tagged Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker, DC, Lois Lane, Optimus Prime, Star Wars, Transformers

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