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Bat Trek: The Still Pictures

Panel 1: Robin (Burt Ward): “Holy oil slick, Batman! Is that who I think it is?” Batman (Adam West): “Yes, Robin! It’s—” 2: Location: Vagra II. In the background the wreckage of a crashed shuttlecraft labeled 1701-D. The Batmobile is here. Star Trek: The Next Generation style title: “Bat-Skin of Bat-Evil.” Batman: “the nefarious Armus!” Armus: “I’m cranky and I’m going to make it everybody’s problem.” Robin: “The alien creature who killed Tasha Yar!” Batman: “Allegedly, Robin.” 3: Batman: “Armus must yet stand trial for the murder charge.” Robin: “Gosh yes, Batman. I spoke hastily. Of course the presumption of innocence is a foundational principle of our criminal justice system.” Batman: “A fact that we crime fighters must remember at all times, Robin, lest we become criminals ourselves. Now, I think we have something in the trunk of the Batmobile that will help us subdue this suspect.” 4: Robin, running to the trunk of the Batmobile: “Right! I’ll get it!” Armus: “I will absorb you and fill your lungs and make you pray for death for years to come.” Batman: “Hurry, Robin! I think he means to harm us.” 5: Robin, holding a giant bottle of Goo Gone: “Unf. Here it is, Batman!” Armus: “No! I’m powerless against petroleum distillates and citrus extracts!” Batman: “I’ll get the lid off while you get a reusable bat-cloth!”
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Published December 14, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Armus, Batman, DC, Robin, Star Trek

Loose Parts

Location: Junkion Panel 1: Nacelle: “If I bring him the head of the leader of the Junkions, Megatron will finally have to notice me!” 2: Trashmaster, holding up his claw weapon: “Not to worry, fearless leader. I’ll defend you! My jaws of death will bite off more than he can chew! And they’re made from 100 percent post-consumer recycled material.” Wreck-Gar: “Reduce, reuse, recycle!” 3: Nacelle: “You won’t stand in the way of my ascent through the Decepticon ranks, Trashmaster! Garbage to garbage, rust to rust.” Trashmaster: “Take this, Nacelle!” Trashmaster’s claw weapon chomps down on Nacelle’s arm-mounted gun. 4: The jaw portion of Trashmaster’s weapon falls off and drops to the ground. 5: Trashmaster: “And that’s what happens when people don’t rinse out their cans before putting them in the recycle bin.” Wreck-Gar, his chest-guns pointing downward. “My nipples grieve for thee.” A laser blast approaches the back of Trashmaster’s head.
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Published November 30, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Nacelle, Transformers, Trashmaster, Wreck-Gar

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