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Blue

Location: Mos Eisley Cantina. Panel 1: Grand Admiral Thrawn, drunkenly, to Dorothy Zbornak: “Do you have any idea how difficult it is to keep a white uniform clean when you’re covered in blue body paint?” 2: Grimlock (G2 blue dino mode) to Thrawn: “Me Grimlock recommend clear urethane top coat for durability, shine, and UV protection.”
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Published November 21, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Dorothy Zbornak, Golden Girls, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Grimlock, Star Wars, Transformers

Stupid Dynamic Nature of Language

Panel 1: Geoffrey Giraffe: “I hate this time of year, Mr. Raptor.” Raptor (Cobra accountant): “Why’s that, Geoffrey?” Geoffrey: “It gets dark so early! I miss the daylight. I wish we could have Daylight Savings Time all year.” 2: Raptor: “Not I. I thrive in the darkness. All my favorite activities happen in the cover of night. Dancing. Drinking. Love. Lust. Embezzlement. And it’s Daylight Saving Time, Geoffrey. There’s no S.” 3: Geoffrey: “Oh, I just saw a tweet – post – about this from Merriam-Webster. Hold on…here it is. ‘Daylight Saving Time’ is also sometimes called ‘Daylight Saving,’ ‘Daylight Savings,’ ‘Daylight Savings Time,’ or ‘Daylight Time.’ So listen to your heart.” 4: Geoffrey: “What does your heart say, Mr. Raptor?” Raptor: “My heart says that words have meanings and things have names. The dictionary is making it very difficult for me to enjoy being pedantic.”
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Published November 9, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged G.I. Joe, Geoffrey, Raptor

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