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Procreation

First panel: Alpha Trion: “Here we are, bringing new life into the world. New young bots, saddled with the responsibilities forced upon them by a broken society that existed long before they did. Burdened to fight a war not of their making. They don’t ask to exist. We create them and they have to figure out how to live. Our actions create their consequences.” Second panel: Alpha Trion: “We tell ourselves that we’re being selfless by creating and caring for the next generation. But is that true? Or are we really being selfish and egotistical by thinking that we can create a new generation that solves the problems that we can’t? Our species has created so much pain and anguish. Do we deserve to continue to exist? Would the universe be better off if we allowed ourselves to go extinct?” Third panel: Vector Sigma to Alpha Trion: “I am a computer. I am not programmed for ethical consideration. Speaking of which…” Fourth panel: Vector Sigma: “I made this for you.” Beast Wars Fuzor Injector: “AAAGH! WHAT AM I?! Part insect, part fish? What…the hell? WHY AM I?! Every moment of my brief life has been filled with existential horror.” Fifth panel: Alpha Trion: “Oh, Vector Sigma. Your whimsical creations always lighten my mood.” Vector Sigma: “Now, young one, you must get an education so you can get a job to afford to pay for student loans and health insurance in order to prolong your terrible existence.” Injector: “Okay, dad.” Vector Sigma: “And I expect grandkids.”
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Published June 15, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Alpha Trion, Beast Wars, Injector, Transformers, Vector Sigma

Individualism

Panel 1: Human Arcee to Human Rodimus: “Look out, Rodimus!” Panel 2: Arcee: “We’re surrounded by Sharkticons!” Rodimus: “I don’t need you to point that out to me, Arcee.” Sharkticons surround human Arcee and Rodimus. A Sharkticon: “Sharkticons! How reductive! I’ll have you know…” Panel 3: The Sharkticon continues: “My name is Gnaw. I am an individual. I have my own hopes and dreams. I have my own bio and tech specs. I would thank you to recognize my individuality, ma’am.” Panel 4: Arcee: “S-sorry.” Another Sharkticon: “Yeah, he’s right! I’m Gnaw!” Another Sharkticon: “I’m Gnaw, too!” Another Sharkticon: “I’m also Gnaw!” First Gnaw: “Guys, that’s not…oh, never mind.” A tiny Sharkticon: “I’m Tiny Gnaw! I bet you didn’t even notice me down here!” Panel 5: Arcee holds up the tiny Sharkticon. Arcee: “The tiny one is adorable! Can I adopt him?” Tiny Sharkticon: “Yay! New mommy!” First Gnaw: “Go ahead. He kinda sucks. He’s a picky eater and his leg keeps popping off.” Arcee: “I’ll call him Amuse-Bouche.”
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Published June 1, 2023
Categorized as Comics Tagged Amouse-Bouche, Arcee, Gnaw, Rodimus, Transformers

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